When Captain Horatio Hornswoggle bellows “Release the Kraken,” his crew doesn’t expect a codpiece-clanking orgy aboard the Saucy Siren. Between lust-laced bread, a glitter cannon, and a real sea monster crashing the party, it’s one slippery, scandalous night of bawdy shenanigans. Will pleasure prevail—or will the Kraken steal the show? A riotous romp of pirates, poetry, and unrepentant debauchery on the high seas.
Candice is on a quest for The Golden Knot whose magical qualities will banish the curse bestowed on her. She is cursed not only with male rather than female genitals, but with a constant erection. She encounters Kate who is pleased to assist Candice with her need for relief and to attend her on her quest. But first she must seek the permission of her family.
Jim married Essie and did not give her much sex. The hired hand gave her much sex and was always getting caught. Eddie, the hired hand, was forever getting the shit beat out of him. Love will find a way
A stagecoach rolls into town and a man wearing a white hat disembarks to face a man wearing a black hat in a write out. The Wild West was never like this....was it? This is more nonesense with the characters from 'A Limey at the Court of King Sol'