Humor Stories

He built a machine that tortured her perfectly, and she let him strap her in! I wrote this story based on a vile pun, and the woman I wrote it for married me anyway. In fact, without this story I wouldn't have her. Story Repost to SoL

Herby's mamma taught Herby all about sex as seen through the eyes of a frigid woman. Herby's wife cheated and Herby rebelled. How about that?

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

This story originated in a defunct naturist fiction forum about six years ago. At that time, it stalled out after some 10 postings with a rather ambiguous scene in the exercise room and afterwards, in a disco. I took the story, cleaned up the rough edges, removed some overly "colourful" (and totally unnecessary) descriptions, (in some cases, I also rounded out some scenes to make them flow better & make the characters' behaviour more normal) and furnished a logical ending for the story.

It's not what he was expecting

Riya was a successful woman. She was the manager of a multi-national company in India. She was extremely hot with a figure to die for. Her boobs were so big that every man wanted to feel them. She had been recently divorced. This milf was sexually starving. She tries to sell herself to a beggar who says he doesn't have money and only has 100 rupees left. she agrees to 50 rupees because all she wanted was raw filthy sex