Humor Stories

Magic leaks through a rift in the barrier between the human world and Hell. Demons, vampires, harpies, and other monsters come through that rift. Closing the rift to seal out the monsters would also shut off the source of magic, but nobody wants to do that because of the wondrous changes made possible by magic. This is how the problem is solved after 2,000 years of trying.

David Chance is just an ordinary guy from a simple family, living a normal life. But one night changes everything. While walking his girlfriend home, David gets into a fight with Jordan Xiao, a spoiled rich kid who tries to harm his girlfriend. David fights back to protect her—but it costs him dearly. David is sent to prison for three years. His family suffers greatly while he’s gone, losing money, work, and even their health.

Life as a married man

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.

16 year old Brandon loses a coin toss and discovers that losing isn't always for the worst. (This short story chronicles Andrew and Brandon's questionable get-rich-quick scheme, and how money isn't everything in the end. It contains a detailed, if not too graphic, scene with a sex toy, and a short sex scene between two boys. It is not for the homophobic reader.)

Under the circumstances, he thought his actions were acceptable

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