Humor Stories

The expanded version of a very short short story.
Miss Rich Bitch picks on a youngster and gets her due. And a bunch of other stuff.
You may want to read the original first. / (Reviews)

A Story in the World of Tomorrow Universe
Return to the future, where poor Marie gets tricked by her sister again...

When I agreed to a chill weekend at my best friend's place, I didn’t expect his older brother Dylan to be back—or to look like that. I should’ve looked away. I didn’t.

How many people are having sex? Now. Right now!

When Mr. Bowman's busty young student teacher unexpectedly appears at his front door late one evening, he reluctantly lets her in. What could possibly go wrong?

A man comes home to a life altering event

An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.

A satirical series investigating the origins of the "wumao," China's rabid nationalists, who fight for honor online!

I had a couple of teachers I wanted to thank. First was my Earth Science teacher. He was a sweet old lonely man. I walked into his classroom after the last student left for the summer. I pushed the door closed and pulled the shade down. "Vat are you doing Mz. Cox," he asked. "Something to thank you for the time you took with me and your other students Mr. I." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and by the time he inhaled enough air to speak, his cock was in my gullet.

The story we all know and love... with a few differences...