Humor Stories

A family is chosen to participate in a mysterious ritual.

A fun little story written for my wife's advanced grade 2-3 readers, about a cat, who decided to save the world.

Broken Hearts
You never can tell who is speaking the truth!!

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?

A Post-Winifred Story
Mr. Marcus's life changes when his successful wife Harriett brings home a female British assistant. Suddenly, he has to make sure neither one discovers his sexual secrets.

Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.

Magic leaks through a rift in the barrier between the human world and Hell. Demons, vampires, harpies, and other monsters come through that rift. Closing the rift to seal out the monsters would also shut off the source of magic, but nobody wants to do that because of the wondrous changes made possible by magic. This is how the problem is solved after 2,000 years of trying.