Humor Stories

A family is chosen to participate in a mysterious ritual.

A fun little story written for my wife's advanced grade 2-3 readers, about a cat, who decided to save the world.

A Story in the World of Tomorrow Universe
Return to the future, where poor Marie gets tricked by her sister again...

Broken Hearts
You never can tell who is speaking the truth!!

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?

A Post-Winifred Story
Mr. Marcus's life changes when his successful wife Harriett brings home a female British assistant. Suddenly, he has to make sure neither one discovers his sexual secrets.

Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.

Magic leaks through a rift in the barrier between the human world and Hell. Demons, vampires, harpies, and other monsters come through that rift. Closing the rift to seal out the monsters would also shut off the source of magic, but nobody wants to do that because of the wondrous changes made possible by magic. This is how the problem is solved after 2,000 years of trying.