Humor Stories

An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.

Although Jade is now a respectable married lady, she finds herself 'reconnecting' with her older brother who shamelessly used her when she was a schoolgirl. But will she get what she needs from him today without becoming his slut again?...... - My Mother Jade who has been an author here, has given me this story to adapt as a starter. Thank you.

A satirical series investigating the origins of the "wumao," China's rabid nationalists, who fight for honor online!

The story we all know and love... with a few differences...

A family is chosen to participate in a mysterious ritual.

Penny comes to the clinic for her polio vaccine, but it turns out she and the doc aren't *quite* on the same wavelength

Snowed in with the Spell.

A Story in the World of Tomorrow Universe
Return to the future, where poor Marie gets tricked by her sister again...

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?