When Captain Horatio Hornswoggle bellows “Release the Kraken,” his crew doesn’t expect a codpiece-clanking orgy aboard the Saucy Siren. Between lust-laced bread, a glitter cannon, and a real sea monster crashing the party, it’s one slippery, scandalous night of bawdy shenanigans. Will pleasure prevail—or will the Kraken steal the show? A riotous romp of pirates, poetry, and unrepentant debauchery on the high seas.
Candice is on a quest for The Golden Knot whose magical qualities will banish the curse bestowed on her. She is cursed not only with male rather than female genitals, but with a constant erection. She encounters Kate who is pleased to assist Candice with her need for relief and to attend her on her quest. But first she must seek the permission of her family.
Henry was adopted by a alien invader at age 14. He is now 15, and only aware of the adoption in his sleep. The alien is no bigger than a breadbox, but sufficiently sized to fulfill its invader title.
THIS IS AN OLD, OLD JOKE that I've taken the liberty to embellish. It proves the old, old adage: Be very careful what you wish for, for you just might get it! There's no sex in it, but it's short enough to make up for that lack. Hope you like it.