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1551 When It Snows by TonySpencer

An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Cheating
Downloads: 4358 | Votes: 204 | Score: 6.27
Size: 85KB | 16,410 words | Posted:

1552 Congratulations Dear by papatoad

It's not what he was expecting
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Heterosexual, Humor
Downloads: 10793 | Votes: 112 | Score: 6.27
Size: 3KB | 751 words | Posted:

1553 Lijian: Portrait of a Wumao by Kim Cancer

A satirical series investigating the origins of the "wumao," China's rabid nationalists, who fight for honor online!
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fiction, Humor, School, White Male, Oriental Female, Teacher/Student, Politics, Violent
Downloads: 1735 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 28KB | 5,086 words | Posted: Concluded:

1554 My Job as a Fluffer (V8.21) by Salacious_Scribe

I had a couple of teachers I wanted to thank. First was my Earth Science teacher. He was a sweet old lonely man. I walked into his classroom after the last student left for the summer. I pushed the door closed and pulled the shade down. "Vat are you doing Mz. Cox," he asked. "Something to thank you for the time you took with me and your other students Mr. I." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and by the time he inhaled enough air to speak, his cock was in my gullet.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, Teen Siren, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, School, Workplace, Cheating, Wife Watching, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Public Sex, Teacher/Student
Downloads: 2723 | Votes: 40 | Score: 6.27
Size: 32KB | 6,657 words | Posted:

1555 Snow White and the Seven Dildos by GrushaVashnadze

The story we all know and love... with a few differences...
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/ft, Fa/ft, Consensual, Drunk/Drugged, Romantic, Teen Siren, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Hermaphrodite, Fiction, Fairy Tale, High Fantasy, Humor, Magic, Gang Bang, Black Male, White Female, Oriental Male, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Exhibitionism, Facial, Food, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Tit-Fucking, Voyeurism, Water Sports, Public Sex, Royalty, Transformation
Downloads: 3681 | Votes: 39 | Score: 6.27
Size: 74KB | 13,509 words | Posted: Concluded:

1556 What Happened Under the Table by Paul Henry

When Mr. Bowman's busty young student teacher unexpectedly appears at his front door late one evening, he reluctantly lets her in. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Vignettes, Masturbation, Foot Fetish, Big Breasts
Downloads: 3659 | Votes: 133 | Score: 6.27
Size: 19KB | 3,625 words | Posted:

1557 Same Route - 50 Years Later by uksnowy

Two randy old ladies embark on a driving venture across Europe having lots of experiences. Many characters. They meet voyeurs. Implied bestiality Implied voyeurism
Premier members only
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fiction, Humor, Voyeurism
Downloads: 1145 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 71KB | 13,153 words | Posted:

1558 Becky's Really Hot Day by no1inparticular

A man comes home to a life altering event
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Cheating, Slut Wife
Downloads: 11020 | Votes: 488 | Score: 6.27
Size: 18KB | 3,752 words | Posted:

1559 How Does Your Garden Grow? by Mark Gander

A story in the Haven Tails Universe
David Howard is fed up with his life in the Mafia-controlled state of New Jersey, even if it is the only state with a working government in the post-apocalyptic world that exists since Fireball Day. Between his mob-loving (literally) wife Andrea and his psycho gay ex-friend and boss with benefits, Steven, David is more than ready to call it quits. He just won't get to do it alone.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Fa/Fa, Fa/ft, Ma/Ma, Mult, Consensual, Gay, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Crime, Humor, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Paranormal, Demons, Cheating, Sharing, Slut Wife, Incest, Uncle, Niece, BDSM, DomSub, MaleDom, FemaleDom, Rough, Group Sex, Harem, Orgy, Polygamy/Polyamory, Swinging, Interracial, White Male, Hispanic Female, Indian Female, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Exhibitionism, First, Oral Sex, Petting, Pregnancy, Squirting, Voyeurism, Menstrual Play, Public Sex, Nudism, Politics
Downloads: 25806 | Votes: 185 | Score: 6.27
Size: 606KB | 115,229 words | Posted: in progress Updated:

1560 It's in the Cards by wordytom

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, True Story, Humor, Oral Sex
Downloads: 4574 | Votes: 182 | Score: 6.27
Size: 27KB | 5,388 words | Posted:
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