A stagecoach rolls into town and a man wearing a white hat disembarks to face a man wearing a black hat in a write out. The Wild West was never like this....was it? This is more nonesense with the characters from 'A Limey at the Court of King Sol'
Eddie works for the public electrical utility. Like all of us, he needs help with his taxes, and meets his accountant. She's beautiful, but has the same problem he has: keeping inside what wants to come out. Out the back. Impulsively, he invites her to his house after work. To the smallest room in his house, actually. By the time they finish in there, they're naked, in lust, and maybe more. Things (and their bowels) move quickly. A shitty little fantasy story.