Kristen seemed like just an ordinary door-to-door canvasser for a good cause -- former child prostitutes in her case. She was looking for sponsors the way people do when they walk for hunger or something. But she wasn't going to walk; she was collecting something -- something measured in teaspoons.
Mr. Marcus wants to avoid a Halloween party where parents of his young female conquests will attend. The solution comes in the form of cousin Zeke. Ah, but the consequences of deception!
Candice is on a quest for The Golden Knot whose magical qualities will banish the curse bestowed on her. She is cursed not only with male rather than female genitals, but with a constant erection. She encounters Kate who is pleased to assist Candice with her need for relief and to attend her on her quest. But first she must seek the permission of her family.