When Captain Horatio Hornswoggle bellows “Release the Kraken,” his crew doesn’t expect a codpiece-clanking orgy aboard the Saucy Siren. Between lust-laced bread, a glitter cannon, and a real sea monster crashing the party, it’s one slippery, scandalous night of bawdy shenanigans. Will pleasure prevail—or will the Kraken steal the show? A riotous romp of pirates, poetry, and unrepentant debauchery on the high seas.
THIS IS AN OLD, OLD JOKE that I've taken the liberty to embellish. It proves the old, old adage: Be very careful what you wish for, for you just might get it! There's no sex in it, but it's short enough to make up for that lack. Hope you like it.
Although Jade is now a respectable married lady, she finds herself 'reconnecting' with her older brother who shamelessly used her when she was a schoolgirl. But will she get what she needs from him today without becoming his slut again?...... - My Mother Jade who has been an author here, has given me this story to adapt as a starter. Thank you.