Jim married Essie and did not give her much sex. The hired hand gave her much sex and was always getting caught. Eddie, the hired hand, was forever getting the shit beat out of him. Love will find a way
A stagecoach rolls into town and a man wearing a white hat disembarks to face a man wearing a black hat in a write out. The Wild West was never like this....was it? This is more nonesense with the characters from 'A Limey at the Court of King Sol'
Eddie works for the public electrical utility. Like all of us, he needs help with his taxes, and meets his accountant. She's beautiful, but has the same problem he has: keeping inside what wants to come out. Out the back. Impulsively, he invites her to his house after work. To the smallest room in his house, actually. By the time they finish in there, they're naked, in lust, and maybe more. Things (and their bowels) move quickly. A shitty little fantasy story.
When Captain Horatio Hornswoggle bellows “Release the Kraken,” his crew doesn’t expect a codpiece-clanking orgy aboard the Saucy Siren. Between lust-laced bread, a glitter cannon, and a real sea monster crashing the party, it’s one slippery, scandalous night of bawdy shenanigans. Will pleasure prevail—or will the Kraken steal the show? A riotous romp of pirates, poetry, and unrepentant debauchery on the high seas.