Humor Stories

Calla has spent her life performing. Zephyr, a ceramicist, has never worn clothes—by choice. When Calla's estranged father moves to New Mexico and asks to meet her partner, two worlds collide. A novel about family, fire, clay, and the courage to be seen exactly as you are.

A The Wanting Series Story
The scan arrives at 1200 dpi (sorry for the delay, cat was on the scanner), and under Ash's name Margot finds a second line the book called a smudge. He wants to see the stone. He can't fly, can't cross a border — a passport requires having been born. So Cora does the one thing she swore she never would: she lights the candle on purpose. Eleven seconds. Then a field in Northumberland, a ninety-year-old farmer, and four words that rewrite nine hundred years.

Robert Callahan lost his parents, and now is 28 yo. Aliens want to experiment and offer Robert the ability to time travel, and have some mind control influence. However, he can not travel more than five years into the future, but he can travel as far back into the past as he wants, yet can not make history altering changes. The aliens look ten years into the future and see humans are extinct. The alien decide Robert will lead family and friends to rebuild humanity.

A wife's plan to divorce her husband goes awry.

A Jeff Burnside Story
Jeff and Jane Burnside cope with Bushwhackers and Jayhawkers in Missouri in 1863. And they haven't even met the Union Army, yet. Join them and their friends as they try to survive with a growing family in the Wild West of the time. Caution: This story uses dialect throughout.

Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.

Drew Singleton is wealthy, through family inheritance and sound business practice, he only works as an architect a couple of days a week. Bi-sexual, losing his virginity to a female, he had enjoyed uncomplicated trysts with young men until he tired of meaningless relationships 18 months ago and settled into determined bachelorhood. An incident led to falling for a nurse Kay-Lynn, who noted symptoms requiring diagnosis. Good news/bad news … Drew was going to be a uniquely single parent.

By all outward appearances, Vince and Tammy Dellacava have the perfect life. They’re rich, successful, attractive, and have an extraordinarily active sex life. Due to infertility, however, they’re unable to conceive. Pursuing foster care as a gateway to adoption, they accept teenage sisters Regina and Reina into their luxurious home. Can Vince and Tammy strike a balance between the solemn responsibilities of foster parenting and their extreme, hypersexual lifestyle?