Humor Stories

A Story in the Damsels In Distress Universe
Come and meet Hero John. He is not your average hero, he is of all things a lawyer on earth. One who looks for the loop holes in the agreements. Watch him turn the world of Hero's, Companion's Caretakers and Chaos on it's preverbal ear when he changes the rules of the game.

Join Hiram Percy Thomas as he grows up and learns to be a successful “shootist” in the late 1800s. With a name like that, he had to learn to be tough and quick with a gun. Follow him as The Twin Oaks Kid works his way up the ladder of his profession until he finally gets the best job of all! There is no overt sex described this story, but off-stage prostitution does play a significant part in it. The spelling is modern, so it should be easy to read.

Connie and Eli need to work together in a small private office. Her excessive farting embarrassed her, but then Eli put her at ease. He tells her farting is fun, and what comes after (hint, hint) is even more of a blast. There is no dominance, slavery, or cruelty here, just their fetish flag flying free. And then we meet Shitty Sheila, who is even more "productive." It's a Def Comedy Jam, where the Def stands for Defecation.

I will be posting a range of flash fictions of various lengths from really short to just a bit longer than short, but not a short story. They won't take you more than a few minutes to read in full but I hope you get a laugh, a tear or just some enjoyment out of them.

Denni Walker and her friend, Mel are 14. They are on a mission to become sexually active. Both their Mom's are divorcees and they love sex too. Join them as they meet many boys and older men who are willing to become a part of their mission.

So many people had asked me (or challenged me) to write a Western with sex, that I thought that I would give it a shot. Don't read this story if the thought of blatant sex in the West offends you. Also, remember that this is a piece of fiction! Join 16-year-old Andy "The Whopper" Hopper as he learns about sex while working on a cattle drive to Sedalia, MO, in 1867. Andy has more weapons than just his 6-gun. Ride with him as he over cums every obstacle.

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Continue following soppy and romantic Will and Emily as their families try to keep them apart.

She loved him, but she loved her social status more, betraying him so badly that he ended up homeless and penniless. Now she wants to betray him further by giving him cash to sell his children to her new husband. But all is not as it seems.

A tale of gentle sex that likely will not sit well with visitors to this site looking for a quick 'n crude dice with the dirt to get their rocks off sooner rather than later. I like to think however that there are just as many sensitive and intelligent readers out there willing to travel a route that may dredge up fond memories in their own lives. This story I now share with you!