Humor Stories

A Story in the Manatee Bay Universe
I am posting this today because it is March 8... International Women's Day. We are 5 years after the Montessori HS story. Paul Jackman is mayor of Manatee Bay. Rev. Harrison, everyone's favourite bigot, has left town after his son was convicted of shooting at Debra & Paul Jackman with a paintball gun. All the schools are clothes-free & while the bylaws do not permit total nudity for adults, top-freedom is customary for both men and women. However, there is an air of change in the wind...

Another little wander into the realms of the improbable. This one might be a little difficult to understand, but as the characters themselves have little idea what the devil is going on anyway; the reader should not feel alone. A little tongue in cheek composition, that is not intended to be taken seriously.

A Dysfunctional Magic Kingdom Story
When a former Marine's life spirals out of control, even little steps, like quitting smoking, sound like a good idea. This was just the first step to a complete rampage through the Magic Kingdom, smiting the wicked on behalf of a very pissed off Fairy Godmother. Lots of gun porn, bad language, bad attitudes, and some extremely nasty non-consentual fun with a very naughty treasonous Princess. Lots of Codes.

I wrote this story about seven years ago; it is the first story I ever wrote. It recounts how a young adult brought up in a prudish family is brought out of his shell by a young, totally free-living, Icelandic snow-goddess and learns about love and companionship in a naturist environment. This is the original 'uncensored' version.

The gods have long since left and magic has gone along with them. Might is found at the trigger of a gun and adventure is found in the stars. Sunrunner is a fast-paced, sci-fi adventure with a tinge of eldritch horror. Follow a motley crew of mercenaries as they are swept up in a tale of corporate overreach gone awry.

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
Dan, the family and friends have a very satisfying Christmas. Brad has a special surprise for Scott and his dad. Scott has a question for Vicky. Brad and Abby exchange gifts...Scott opened the small box, parting the folded tissue paper. He looked at the contents then started uncontrollable laughter. One by one he took out five plastic cows and five goats.

This is a nostalgic tale from 1980’s. An era with no cell phones, just Walkmans and mixtapes. Danny Harper, a high school senior and cross-country runner, meets his muse. This is a journey as he navigates desire, team spirit, and the thrill of pushing limits. Expect a mix of steamy encounters, heartfelt camaraderie, and a bittersweet coming-of-age arc.

By all outward appearances, Vince and Tammy Dellacava have the perfect life. They’re rich, successful, attractive, and have an extraordinarily active sex life. Due to infertility, however, they’re unable to conceive. Pursuing foster care as a gateway to adoption, they accept teenage sisters Regina and Reina into their luxurious home. Can Vince and Tammy strike a balance between the solemn responsibilities of foster parenting and their extreme, hypersexual lifestyle?