Humor Stories

Joe Diffie sings a song called "John Deere Green", about a water tower and the message painted on it: Billy Bob loves Charlene. Mr. Diffie heard about that water tower and thought it would make a good song. He just was never told the whole story. Now, in the words of Billy Bob himself, the secret of that water tower and that message and how it affected everybody in town is being told.

From a very young age Abbie was determined to get the man she loved. Nothing would separate them. No matter what!

A story in Troy & Julie's Universe.
Contessa Helena de San Finzione is in Seattle. So are her dearest friends. So is Springheel. So is the man willing to kill her over it.

Lisa was a brand-new teacher. It was hard work looking after twenty preschoolers but she loved the kids and they loved her. Today was a harder than usual; the A/C had died and wouldn't be fixed for some time. The children were uncomfortable so she took them outside to get their minds off the heat. While she passed out snacks, she heard some giggles coming from over by the jungle gym. Lisa looked up and saw that one of the boys had taken all his clothes off and some of the others were aping him.

I went out to find a hooker for Manny's birthday -- and got a LOT more than I bargained for! / (Reviews)

George is happily divorced and even more happily involved in his prospering business, but his friends think it is long past time for him to get back into the dating game once again. Hilarity ensures. Gently revised to fix typos.

Robert Callahan lost his parents, and now is 28 yo. Aliens want to experiment and offer Robert the ability to time travel, and have some mind control influence. However, he can not travel more than five years into the future, but he can travel as far back into the past as he wants, yet can not make history altering changes. The aliens look ten years into the future and see humans are extinct. The alien decide Robert will lead family and friends to rebuild humanity.

Drew Singleton is wealthy, through family inheritance and sound business practice, he only works as an architect a couple of days a week. Bi-sexual, losing his virginity to a female, he had enjoyed uncomplicated trysts with young men until he tired of meaningless relationships 18 months ago and settled into determined bachelorhood. An incident led to falling for a nurse Kay-Lynn, who noted symptoms requiring diagnosis. Good news/bad news … Drew was going to be a uniquely single parent.

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
Dan nervously waits to meet Wendy's parents. Brad and Jake play hockey against each other in a vital playoff game..."Will you try to relax, you'll do just fine," her gentle embrace and soft kiss trying to reassure him. "I've told them about us and how much we love each other, just not about all the great sex we have," Wendy couldn't help giggling at his self torture.

A wife's plan to divorce her husband goes awry.