Humor Stories

I went out to find a hooker for Manny's birthday -- and got a LOT more than I bargained for!

Ann Russet is a 14yo girl trying to understand her newfound sexuality. She's pretty sure she should have been born a guy, but can't deny her attraction for 'other' boys. Is it possible to be a gay boy trapped in a heterosexual girl's body? And if so, what the heck does that mean? With the help of her 6 brothers, 4 best friends, and football coach, Annie is determined to find out what makes her tick.

George is happily divorced and even more happily involved in his prospering business, but his friends think it is long past time for him to get back into the dating game once again. Hilarity ensures. Gently revised to fix typos.

Lisa was a brand-new teacher. It was hard work looking after twenty preschoolers but she loved the kids and they loved her. Today was a harder than usual; the A/C had died and wouldn't be fixed for some time. The children were uncomfortable so she took them outside to get their minds off the heat. While she passed out snacks, she heard some giggles coming from over by the jungle gym. Lisa looked up and saw that one of the boys had taken all his clothes off and some of the others were aping him.

Combat medic Vance Riker only wanted to save the wounded Valtharian princess bleeding out in a crashed dropship. He didn't plan to trigger an irreversible genetic bonding. Or get her pregnant with quadruplets. Or accidentally start peace negotiations that would end a twelve-year war. Now he's married to alien royalty, director of an interspecies breeding program, and committed to fathering twenty hybrid children. His mother-in-law is a eight-foot warrior empress. His sister-in-law hunts human ma

A story in Troy & Julie's Universe.
Contessa Helena de San Finzione is in Seattle. So are her dearest friends. So is Springheel. So is the man willing to kill her over it.

Satisfaction Guaranteed is a raucous, unfiltered plunge into a steamy late-August afternoon, where childhood pals—her, a gritty runner aching from a ten-mile grind, and Jake, a cocky football stud—unleash their pent-up lust by her backyard pool. This tale is an experiment with an AI. I only prompted and prodded it, it did the writing.

From a very young age Abbie was determined to get the man she loved. Nothing would separate them. No matter what!

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
Dan nervously waits to meet Wendy's parents. Brad and Jake play hockey against each other in a vital playoff game..."Will you try to relax, you'll do just fine," her gentle embrace and soft kiss trying to reassure him. "I've told them about us and how much we love each other, just not about all the great sex we have," Wendy couldn't help giggling at his self torture.