Humor Stories

A Story in the Damsels In Distress Universe
Come and meet Hero John. He is not your average hero, he is of all things a lawyer on earth. One who looks for the loop holes in the agreements. Watch him turn the world of Hero's, Companion's Caretakers and Chaos on it's preverbal ear when he changes the rules of the game.

This is a nostalgic tale from 1980’s. An era with no cell phones, just Walkmans and mixtapes. Danny Harper, a high school senior and cross-country runner, meets his muse. This is a journey as he navigates desire, team spirit, and the thrill of pushing limits. Expect a mix of steamy encounters, heartfelt camaraderie, and a bittersweet coming-of-age arc.

A tale of gentle sex that likely will not sit well with visitors to this site looking for a quick 'n crude dice with the dirt to get their rocks off sooner rather than later. I like to think however that there are just as many sensitive and intelligent readers out there willing to travel a route that may dredge up fond memories in their own lives. This story I now share with you!

Connie and Eli need to work together in a small private office. Her excessive farting embarrassed her, but then Eli put her at ease. He tells her farting is fun, and what comes after (hint, hint) is even more of a blast. There is no dominance, slavery, or cruelty here, just their fetish flag flying free. And then we meet Shitty Sheila, who is even more "productive." It's a Def Comedy Jam, where the Def stands for Defecation.

Oliver is surrounded by friends and loves his nerdy life, but after entering a silly Dating App contest his life starts to turn upside down. This is a slow-burn harem story about a big (in size and quality) nerd and the various women in his life.

She loved him, but she loved her social status more, betraying him so badly that he ended up homeless and penniless. Now she wants to betray him further by giving him cash to sell his children to her new husband. But all is not as it seems.

One father's misadventures while supporting his wife's giving birth by C-Section. This is his story as he prepares for and subsequentally accompanies his wife into the operating room. This is a mostly true story, albet with much embellishment.

The Sex Genie (Former Succubus) Series: The continuing exploits of Beth, Josh, Mara and Martin (and their friends and families).
Josh brings his Sex Genie girlfriend, Beth, home for the holidays, but finds that some things at home are not what they seem.

So many people had asked me (or challenged me) to write a Western with sex, that I thought that I would give it a shot. Don't read this story if the thought of blatant sex in the West offends you. Also, remember that this is a piece of fiction! Join 16-year-old Andy "The Whopper" Hopper as he learns about sex while working on a cattle drive to Sedalia, MO, in 1867. Andy has more weapons than just his 6-gun. Ride with him as he over cums every obstacle.