An adult fairytale. Because of one particularly evil act, The Goddess takes notice of an evil man who's destroying the environment, she picks a strange group to bring an end to his atrocities. There is some nastiness in there, but not bad enough, to trigger anyone's 'squicks', I don't think. Only you dear reader can make that judgement. The story is set in England, with English idioms, and spelling.
Ever have someone make an entrance into your life; then refuse to exit for so long you finally find yourself wanting him to stay. Mr. Whiskers came to us during San Francisco's Summer of Love. We soon found we couldn't chase him away with a stick'"and after a while'"we gave up trying and just started enjoying him.
A Wasps Story (1) Giant alien Wasps invade the Earth! The Wasps have discovered that humans make great incubators for Wasp larvae. Join Bill Whatly, a chemist at Auburn University, and Jimmy Johnson, a Redneck farmer, as they try to kill off the Wasps before humanity is wiped out. It's a close run thing, can they do it?
Leave your teenage daughter with California hippies for a four months and you'll get back a different girl with a tattoo she can't show you. Add an embarrassing accident while driving her home, and you'll have a prickly situation on your hands.
Imagine being on college spring break your senior year and waking up 400 miles away from where you are staying, suffering the worse hangover. And if that isn’t enough, you find yourself in bed with the naked fiancée of the son of a US Senator. It only gets worse when you both find out you were married in a ceremony that you neither remember.
Ned, Winceham, Lernea and Parcifal, along with Theo and Bo the bunny finally reach Tallyflop atop a giant oak floating in space in search of Theo's people. They'll have a touch of bad luck with what passes as law in a truly neutral pirate haven and before they know it, Theo goes missing, the crystal has been stolen and Bo abducted. Someone wants them dead, and tries more than just once. Searching for clues about Theo, his crystal, Bo and the woodkin elves, the party splits up.
She had the bit between her teeth, and that philandering Irish pervert would be forced to pay the piper for his sinful, immoral treatment of innocent women.
No explicit sex.
40 years old, divorced, bills becoming mountainous, David, an ordinary man, embarks upon a journey that leads him to a pinnacle that us mere mortals only dream about. Surrounded by beautiful and talented co-workers, he ascends quickly through almost unimaginable sexual adventure with incredible prowess and determination, culminating in "sexcess" at the highest level. Non-stop romp de Beauchamp! This is Book One of Four, a total of almost 700,000 words!