Humor Stories

A Trans World Traders Story
What happens when a Special Ops. vet with missing legs drives his motorcycle off the side of a mountain? Well, the aliens catch him, of course. It seems that they need a man with his training and experience to stop a wave of kidnapping of sex slaves. Join him as he and his wives stop the kidnappers in their tracks. He's no superman, but the natives look up to him that way.

Vladic has a family secret. Sometimes its a gift, sometimes its a curse. Either way it keeps life interesting for Vladic. This is fiction and written by me alone. / (Reviews)

A The Wanting Series Story
The scan arrives at 1200 dpi (sorry for the delay, cat was on the scanner), and under Ash's name Margot finds a second line the book called a smudge. He wants to see the stone. He can't fly, can't cross a border — a passport requires having been born. So Cora does the one thing she swore she never would: she lights the candle on purpose. Eleven seconds. Then a field in Northumberland, a ninety-year-old farmer, and four words that rewrite nine hundred years.

A The Wanting Series Story
I lit a candle and got an incubus. Now I'm taking him to my sister's engagement party, where he'll need a human name, a cover story, and enough restraint to stand in a room full of people in love without feeding. My ex is also invited. That turns out to be his problem, not mine.

He was a drifter. She was lonely. She owned a bar and her apartment was upstairs. Then things happened. / (Reviews)

A curious high school senior girl asks her dad some questions about human sexual arousal and response, which leads to experimenting, learning, and more. It doesn't stop with her, as she brings her best friend into the mix, and then the cast of characters grows in an unexpected direction. Coming-of-age told by an expert storyteller!

Imagine being on college spring break your senior year and waking up 400 miles away from where you are staying, suffering the worse hangover. And if that isn’t enough, you find yourself in bed with the naked fiancée of the son of a US Senator. It only gets worse when you both find out you were married in a ceremony that you neither remember.

A story in the Sunny Corner Universe
A continuation of Sunny Corner.

40 years old, divorced, bills becoming mountainous, David, an ordinary man, embarks upon a journey that leads him to a pinnacle that us mere mortals only dream about. Surrounded by beautiful and talented co-workers, he ascends quickly through almost unimaginable sexual adventure with incredible prowess and determination, culminating in "sexcess" at the highest level. Non-stop romp de Beauchamp! This is Book One of Four, a total of almost 700,000 words!

The 'L' Word; and I Don't Mean Love.