In college you meet a great girl. You get invited to spend the winter break with her and her family. Her family proves pretty great, too! This is a parody that grew a back-story. I figure it has something for everyone to hate. If crazy lit-smut isn't your bag, don't read it.
Little Sally thinks her parents are weird but she might have an explanation. All she has to do is find out if the explanation is true or not. Caution: The "minimal" sex is between adults and off-stage. / (Reviews)
Poravuvu Island in the remote South Pacific is known for its lush tropical scenery and famous fertilizer mines, but what are they growing over two miles deep in a cave in far West Texas? More than a few inquiring minds want to know and their secret just might be worth killing for! / (Reviews)
Grant Townsend and a woman are both widowed by the results of a tragic vehicle accident. Three years later to the day, two crosses and fate brings them together and Grant saves the life of the same woman. As Valentines Day approaches, can Grant and Jennifer deny the love that is growing in their hearts for each other?
Carla had resolved to marry as a virgin, like her Mum, who taught her to deflect suitors' ardour with HJs or BJs. Carla had one boyfriend, a neighbour but never a life long contender. From afar Carla loved Bryan, who never asked her to date, but time was running out, Bryan's last Eve before a Short Service Commission and Military College, so Carla asked him out. Who would've guessed they were both Master and Mistress of the oral arts, that each lost control and contact. Fast forward 4 years....
A Christmas Story
An odd Christmas tale of life, love, lies and red-headed nieces and lovers. Once you've gone 'red' our hero's life might never again be the same! As usual, note the Slow code.
In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.