And now for something completely different. Once upon a time, Bob Fischer was a professional hit man, a torturer and psychotic, emotionless murderer. He was also a parent any child would love to have and a genius inventor, making multi-millions on his patents and who just happened to live in Paradise. Note that Garrigeld Island, Bender Bay and Bungun don't exist. Don't you just wish they did? And all this is written archetypally in Australian. Premier members only
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Otto was headed for Yuma, but things kept happening to delay his journey. First, it was Comanches, then it was a woman, and who knows what else he'll encounter. 1876 was a tough year all around! Join him and his Great Danes as they travel through NMT, headed toward Yuma. A couple of monster dogs can come in mighty handy when you have to face hostiles!
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Another Grandpa Jones Story. God decides to pull the plug on mankind. His angels remind him that he needs to follow the rules before destroying Man. God has to interview a human before he can destroy Man. The selection process is onerous, but they finally settle on Grandpa Jones. Does God know what he's in for?
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A young woman, still a teenager, becomes a widow and the Marshal of a small Texas town in the old West. Join her as she fights crime, finds another loving husband, becomes a successful bounty hunter, a mother, and a Marshal again. There are many surprises at Harmony Junction and other places. Imagine what a tough gunslinger thinks when he is arrested by a woman! Except where I goofed, there is no dialect in this story except in some of the dialog.
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This is a knock off of Twilight, though with better humor. Human girl moves to small town in Montana, goes to school and meets the Vampires. They fall for each other, after a bit of annoyance on both sides. Other Vampires appear and things go bad. They run, bad things happen, she's rescued and all is kind of well. Premier members only
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My health has improved and Sweetie is encouraging me to once again share my odd sense of humor. Feedback is welcomed, along with anything you, the reader wants to share with the rest of the SOL folks. Nothing graphic. We are focused on the silly.
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