If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.
A Tony and Nancy Story (4) Tony and Nancy have some fun eight time zones apart with other partners. He's in Paris, France, she's in California. It's snowing and cold where he is, but he manages to pick her up a little present without having to leave the hotel. Ah, rock n'roll! The sixth Tony and Nancy story.
In Part 1 of the story, Carl won the 1.4 billion dollar lottery and collected his winnings. During Part 1, Carl experienced media outlets invading his privacy and publishing the details of his private life. An angry Carl considered how he can attain revenge. Part 2 continues the story of Carl's life and his efforts to combat the media outlets that invade and publish the details of an average person's personal life. Is he successful?
World War III was fought in outer space. It was over in an hour and no one won. Except Jack Adams, who was the only male of the species not caught in the viral fallout of the war that sterilized all the men on earth. Jack was the orbiting satellite repairman who inadvertently triggered the war. Now every woman in the world wants one of Jack Adams' Apples. / (Reviews)
I originally planned to enter this in the Contest Contest, but realized it didn't fit all the requirements (no sex). I finally decided to finish it anyway and submit it. Hope you enjoy it!
A Doug and Alice Story (1) Doug is a 16 year old high school student who falls down a long hole into the wonderland of Stone Age Europe. Some naive ETs are responsible for the mess up. Join Doug and Alice as they jump-start civilization. / (Reviews)
A Indian Fighters Story (2) This is the SECOND story in this series. Be sure to read "Indian Fighters: John Shiply" first. Join John and Abigail, along with their friends, as they guard a wagon train going to California via southern NMT. Cock Cutter proves to be a valuable asset. Just wait until they meet the Apaches!
This story was suggested by a real incident in Nevada in the 1880s. Join Jane Austin as she tries to bring her husband's murderer to justice. Can she do it alone?
John Ostermier, 15 years old, accidentally killed another boy and had to flee for his life. He heads for California and rescues 3 women before he even gets out of Pennsylvania. He has a special rifle, a breech-loading flintlock, which his father invented. This rifle is capable of rapid fire and is extremely accurate. John "marries" the three women, ranging in age from 17 to 12. Join them as they head West toward a new life. / (Reviews)