If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.
World War III was fought in outer space. It was over in an hour and no one won. Except Jack Adams, who was the only male of the species not caught in the viral fallout of the war that sterilized all the men on earth. Jack was the orbiting satellite repairman who inadvertently triggered the war. Now every woman in the world wants one of Jack Adams' Apples. / (Reviews)
A Story in the Brother & Sister Love Universe
This is the story of Mary, Richard Jr, Jessica and Richard III, the Rogers family! Their family dynamic siginificantly changes during their nearly 1,800 mile Road Trip. Read On!
A month ago, Nick talked his sister Kaitlyn into a dubious Internet spanking venture. Of course, Kaitlyn gets spanked, while Nick pockets most of the dough. Rightly chagrined, Kaitlyn proposes they make an amateur spanking film, for sale to one (or more) of Nick's small list of clients. She demands 50% this time. Nick floats the idea to a client who's all to happy to finance the film with exclusive rights...to both the film, and Kaitlyn. Note this story offers only a minimum of sex.
Abigail, a girl who's just had a baby out of wedlock (who's the father?) is asked by her granddad to prepare the Xmas Egg Nog. And what secret ingredient will she add? And what about her brother Robert? Will he become involved? Will he sneak an ingredient into his mother's drink? His grandmother's? / (Reviews)
John Ostermier, 15 years old, accidentally killed another boy and had to flee for his life. He heads for California and rescues 3 women before he even gets out of Pennsylvania. He has a special rifle, a breech-loading flintlock, which his father invented. This rifle is capable of rapid fire and is extremely accurate. John "marries" the three women, ranging in age from 17 to 12. Join them as they head West toward a new life. / (Reviews)
Tom Olson, 11 years old at the time, fights off four men who have just murdered his father. Naturally, he calls out the man who ordered the murder. He takes care of that man and his two body guards, but has to run for Mexico to escape a Federal warrant for his arrest. Tom Olson is just an "innocent" boy who winds up being a terror to the bad guys. The dialog has dialect, but not the rest of the story.
I originally planned to enter this in the Contest Contest, but realized it didn't fit all the requirements (no sex). I finally decided to finish it anyway and submit it. Hope you enjoy it!