Humor Stories

A Halloween Story
I was ‘strange kid’, even from an early age… and more than a few odd things have happened over the years. Here are a few selected chosen ghost and paranormal stories suitable for Halloween that I thought needed to be passed along to others. Oh, and they all have the additional added benefit of being TRUE. No sex (Thank God) but the WTF code ought to be present.

If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.

A Doug and Alice Story
Doug is a 16 year old high school student who falls down a long hole into the wonderland of Stone Age Europe. Some naive ETs are responsible for the mess up. Join Doug and Alice as they jump-start civilization. / (Reviews)

This story was suggested by a real incident in Nevada in the 1880s. Join Jane Austin as she tries to bring her husband's murderer to justice. Can she do it alone?

The love you take is equal to the love you make.

I originally planned to enter this in the Contest Contest, but realized it didn't fit all the requirements (no sex). I finally decided to finish it anyway and submit it. Hope you enjoy it!

My spoiled bitch of a wife had to go...

John Ostermier, 15 years old, accidentally killed another boy and had to flee for his life. He heads for California and rescues 3 women before he even gets out of Pennsylvania. He has a special rifle, a breech-loading flintlock, which his father invented. This rifle is capable of rapid fire and is extremely accurate. John "marries" the three women, ranging in age from 17 to 12. Join them as they head West toward a new life. / (Reviews)

Abigail, a girl who's just had a baby out of wedlock (who's the father?) is asked by her granddad to prepare the Xmas Egg Nog. And what secret ingredient will she add? And what about her brother Robert? Will he become involved? Will he sneak an ingredient into his mother's drink? His grandmother's? / (Reviews)