A Tony and Nancy Story Tony and Nancy have some fun eight time zones apart with other partners. He's in Paris, France, she's in California. It's snowing and cold where he is, but he manages to pick her up a little present without having to leave the hotel. Ah, rock n'roll! The sixth Tony and Nancy story.
World War III was fought in outer space. It was over in an hour and no one won. Except Jack Adams, who was the only male of the species not caught in the viral fallout of the war that sterilized all the men on earth. Jack was the orbiting satellite repairman who inadvertently triggered the war. Now every woman in the world wants one of Jack Adams' Apples. / (Reviews)
Ms. Cindy loves to water plants at the local nursery during the summer. However, this summer, she finds yet another new career path - fingering the buttholes of local homemakers!
A Twisted Fairy Tale An XXX rated tale loosely based on the combination of Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, wherein the princess lies ensorcelled, and can be awakened only by some very special sperm.
If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.
Reading stories at erotic sites helped me understand how wrong I was about the realities of life. I share my new-found knowledge with readers who have not been fortunate enough to decode this information. (Satire)
I originally planned to enter this in the Contest Contest, but realized it didn't fit all the requirements (no sex). I finally decided to finish it anyway and submit it. Hope you enjoy it!
A Doug and Alice Story Doug is a 16 year old high school student who falls down a long hole into the wonderland of Stone Age Europe. Some naive ETs are responsible for the mess up. Join Doug and Alice as they jump-start civilization. / (Reviews)