Humor Stories

A Subway Story
A very polite man is having a very bad day. But on the subway, he meets a very polite woman. And they have very hot sex. Very politely.

If you are having a bad day and need a lift, perhaps reading the items under this title will give you a pick up. I hope you enjoy!! Feel free to forward to friends. Be advised the jokes you are enjoying were not created by Jack Spratt but are from many sources, many are from readers. I claim no copy-right to any of them.

A month ago, Nick talked his sister Kaitlyn into a dubious Internet spanking venture. Of course, Kaitlyn gets spanked, while Nick pockets most of the dough. Rightly chagrined, Kaitlyn proposes they make an amateur spanking film, for sale to one (or more) of Nick's small list of clients. She demands 50% this time. Nick floats the idea to a client who's all to happy to finance the film with exclusive rights...to both the film, and Kaitlyn. Note this story offers only a minimum of sex.

I originally planned to enter this in the Contest Contest, but realized it didn't fit all the requirements (no sex). I finally decided to finish it anyway and submit it. Hope you enjoy it!

Infamous BimboTech Inc opened a branch office in Los Angeles. And soon their operations attracted attention from the intrepid demon fighters and vampire slayers from Sunnydale. We all know Buffy Summers and her gang of fearless Warriors of Good against Evil. Well...let's say, in the end no vampire slayer looked as stunning. Or giggled as lovely.

My spoiled bitch of a wife had to go...

Tom Olson, 11 years old at the time, fights off four men who have just murdered his father. Naturally, he calls out the man who ordered the murder. He takes care of that man and his two body guards, but has to run for Mexico to escape a Federal warrant for his arrest. Tom Olson is just an "innocent" boy who winds up being a terror to the bad guys. The dialog has dialect, but not the rest of the story.