Humor Stories

Part of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover. Just get on the tug, Doug. A fun event story.

A story in Troy & Julie's Universe.
While flying to San Finzione, Julie tells the story of the morning after her and Troy's first night together.

This story of Derek Cutter continues as he meets and makes friends with his next door neighbors, and makes friends with other interesting characters.

40 years old, divorced, bills becoming mountainous, David, an ordinary man, embarks upon a journey that leads him to a pinnacle that us mere mortals only dream about. Surrounded by beautiful and talented co-workers, he ascends quickly through almost unimaginable sexual adventure with incredible prowess and determination, culminating in "sexcess" at the highest level. Non-stop romp de Beauchamp! This is Book One of Four, a total of almost 700,000 words!

A Christmas Story
An odd Christmas tale of life, love, lies and red-headed nieces and lovers. Once you've gone 'red' our hero's life might never again be the same! As usual, note the Slow code.

Caroline Lyndsey's Mum plays meticulously planned April Fool tricks on her every year but last year her Mum almost went too far and threatened her daughter with a broken family. So this year Caroline early recognises the set up to make her an April Fool once again. Caroline enlists the help of her older brother, confirmed bachelor, Mason. Can an idea suggested by her FWB of an unlikely engagement for Mason and an unworldly beauty really work to trump her Mum's April Fool?

A Swarm Cycle Story
It's the year of the American President's speech. Different countries are reacting to the situation in different ways. How is Canada's Air Force adapting? And what is William Whitefeather doing here?

A Story in the Manatee Bay Universe
My daughter's elementary school burns down, and I get the call to civic duty.

A Spirit of the West Story
Great evil is about to strike the old West of 1868! Bobby Thornton, a 12-year-old orphan is being groomed to be the champion for good. Join him as he learns how to be a superhero. His mentor, Storm Who Walks, an Indian spirit over 1000 years old, guides him on his way. DAPorter originated the plot and I am just fleshing it out. Any credit is his, any blame is mine.