young sailor with a 15-inch dick loses his cherry on shore leave in NYC. It's a spoof, humor (as in "Ha. Ha."), no attempt at realism. Got it? This is a test of the Emergency Humorcasting System.
With apologies to Tennyson... In the winter a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of sledding. And why not? Nothing better than a good sledding buddy. / (Reviews)
Joe won the lottery. Joe is looking for love. Joe is surprised how love finds him. Well now some stories really do have happy endings. Even if things don't turn out just like they are planned.
A Wasps Story Giant alien Wasps invade the Earth! The Wasps have discovered that humans make great incubators for Wasp larvae. Join Bill Whatly, a chemist at Auburn University, and Jimmy Johnson, a Redneck farmer, as they try to kill off the Wasps before humanity is wiped out. It's a close run thing, can they do it?
Life is a funny journey. Come with Kyle for a crazy last summer with his longtime buddies, including plenty of one-on-one time with very special female friend who enjoys a "deeper connection" with Kyle. Then pack your bags, it's time to go with Kyle to college where new challenges and chance meetings await him on life's funny, and often erotic, journey.
This is not a combat story, but a recounting of the activities of my father, a transport driver, and his friends in the Australian Army during World War 2. It's the incidents and events they talked about over a drink when they got together to remember the old days. Most are funny, in many ways, and some are frightening. They convey what they did to stay sane, and also why they were there. Included is the poetry by the author, nearly all of which was written whilst on active service. 24,900 words
Romance and Caribbean intrigue. Man finds girl, falls in love, they find another girl, they all fall in love, another girl finds them, falls in love, etc., etc., etc. No, never mind the etceteras. That was enough. Sounds easy, but it gets a bit complicated. Quite complicated. This story is purely fictional, although it follows the plot line of some recent news events. Enjoy, please.
Brian is a simple man, who does a simple job very well, although he cannot read the manuals. He looked after his mother for years but now she is in a care home. Brian married late in life and is finding it hard to reason with his wife. He is proud of each of the three cars he has owned, one after the other, clearly regards the car as a 'she', and appears to believe he converses with it through the voice of the SatNav.