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301 Swipe Right by Sci-FiTy1972

A story in the Swipe Right Universe
A man comes home from war looking for quiet. A woman enters his life who is far more than she seems. What begins as a grounded love story slowly unfolds into first contact, moral power, and impossible choices. This is not a story about conquest, but about restraint, family, and what humanity becomes when it’s forced to grow up.
Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fiction, Humor, Military, War, Science Fiction, Aliens, Space, AI Generated
Votes: 291 | Score: 7.69
Size: 479KB / 79,158 words | Downloads: 34517
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302 A Horny Cowpoke by aubie56

So many people had asked me (or challenged me) to write a Western with sex, that I thought that I would give it a shot. Don't read this story if the thought of blatant sex in the West offends you. Also, remember that this is a piece of fiction! Join 16-year-old Andy "The Whopper" Hopper as he learns about sex while working on a cattle drive to Sedalia, MO, in 1867. Andy has more weapons than just his 6-gun. Ride with him as he over cums every obstacle.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Western
Tags: mt/ft, mt/Fa, Teenagers, Consensual, Heterosexual, Historical, Humor, Group Sex, Interracial, Black Female, White Male, White Female, Oriental Female, First, Oral Sex, Pregnancy, Size, Violent
Votes: 1633 | Score: 7.69
Size: 315KB / 61,413 words | Downloads: 130063
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303 Walking With Melissa by Cecilia Phourpleigh

A physically damaged philanthropist and an emotionally damaged physical therapist find each other under strange circumstances in the mall.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Fa/ft, Consensual, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Military, Workplace, Incest, Cousins, Polygamy/Polyamory, Slow
Votes: 206 | Score: 7.69
Size: 149KB / 29,931 words | Downloads: 5169
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304 Saving Private Brian by Lubrican

What do you do when the last fertile male in the family tree is going off to war? You try to ensure that the line goes on, of course. Brilliant minds work alike, and in this family there are a LOT of brilliant minds.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: mt/ft, mt/Fa, Teenagers, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Humor, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Sister, Cousins, Aunt, Nephew, First, Oral Sex, Petting, Pregnancy, Size
Votes: 629 | Score: 7.69
Size: 119KB / 22,678 words | Downloads: 42343
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305 Becoming Chaos by Lyander Lockhart

Gabriel Hare is tall, confident-looking, and absolutely clueless about who he really is. College is supposed to be a fresh start, but instead it becomes the place where every assumption he’s ever had about himself gets shattered. Friendships, rumors, desire—especially desire—force him to confront the truth he’s been circling for years: he is queer, deeply and undeniably. This is a story about becoming: becoming bold, becoming messy, becoming wanted, becoming queer. A Chronicle.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Drunk/Drugged, Romantic, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, School, Cheating, Interracial, White Male, Cream Pie, Exhibitionism, First, Oral Sex, Safe Sex, Hairy, Public Sex, Slow
Votes: 17 | Score: 7.69
Size: 293KB / 54,062 words | Downloads: 1735
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306 Talent by Finbar Saunders

A Story in the TwinPlanes Universe
Danny's life takes a few strange turns after a car crash reveals a new world to him.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Teenagers, Consensual, Romantic, NonConsensual, Reluctant, Coercion, Mind Control, Magic, Fiction, Humor, DomSub, MaleDom, FemaleDom, First, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Cream Pie, Doctor/Nurse, Violent
Votes: 284 | Score: 7.69
Size: 604KB / 116,030 words | Downloads: 82630
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307 Once Upon a Childhood by Peter Pan

A tale of gentle sex that likely will not sit well with visitors to this site looking for a quick 'n crude dice with the dirt to get their rocks off sooner rather than later. I like to think however that there are just as many sensitive and intelligent readers out there willing to travel a route that may dredge up fond memories in their own lives. This story I now share with you!
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: mt/ft, Teenagers, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, True Story, Humor, Sharing, Masturbation
Votes: 171 | Score: 7.68
Size: 29KB / 5,575 words | Downloads: 5126
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308 25 December 2006 by Mustang

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
Dan, the family and friends have a very satisfying Christmas. Brad has a special surprise for Scott and his dad. Scott has a question for Vicky. Brad and Abby exchange gifts...Scott opened the small box, parting the folded tissue paper. He looked at the contents then started uncontrollable laughter. One by one he took out five plastic cows and five goats.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, ft/ft, Fiction, Humor, Oral Sex, Petting
Votes: 195 | Score: 7.68
Size: 32KB / 6,280 words | Downloads: 5715
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309 Dads Guide to Surviving a C-Section by Jeff Thomas

One father's misadventures while supporting his wife's giving birth by C-Section. This is his story as he prepares for and subsequentally accompanies his wife into the operating room. This is a mostly true story, albet with much embellishment.
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: True Story, Humor
Votes: 87 | Score: 7.68
Size: 18KB / 3,563 words | Downloads: 1462
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310 On the Rocks by Old Man with a Pen

Truish?
A mostly true saga about a young man with a scavenger bent.
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: True Story, Historical, Humor
Votes: 523 | Score: 7.68
Size: 15KB / 2,940 words | Downloads: 5708
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