Humor Stories

A story in the Naked Alien Girlfriend Universe
A young woman of part Alien Ancestry is on her way to join the convent, believing she is free of her people's misfortune of being allergic to clothing. But fate has other plans for her. Set a century after the main timeline of the series, this is a short silly entry into ENF that sets the stage for our future heroine's journey.

Humanity has a different and peculiar sexual structure. Sex might make a couple form a bond, which means they share in each other's feelings and thoughts, enhancing sex and creating a sense of closeness. Everyone needs one bond, but no one can have more than two. If your mate has a bad secret, a bond can be painful. The story explores the resulting complexities.

WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."

The spare gets the castle. The heir throws a fit. Sandstone Keep has a new lord. Lady Vanessa makes sure he fucks like one.

After George suffers from a really rough breakup, Elaine stays behind to console him. Well, as nicely as she can anyway.

The Temen-ni-Gru toppled and Dante and Lady surrounded by demonkind, they get real hot and heavy together.

While writing stories for the SOL site, I found myself in bad need of adjectives to describe one of natures most beautiful features: The female breast. So, what better place to find descriptive adjectives than in posted stories?

A true story of a day at work

When a man brings home a stray cat, he never imagines it will turn his wife into a living nightmare. As Melanie’s body melts into an impossible, shapeless mass, he desperately searches for a way to save her—while the silent green-eyed cat watches from her favorite chair. A grotesque tale of body horror, dark humor, and the terrifying things that can happen inside a marriage.

A year before the events of “Zapped!” (1982) in which Barney gained telekinesis and stripped Jane at the Senior Prom, it’s Bernadette who ends up naked in front of every boy in the junior class. And no telekinesis was needed.