Loosely based on the father I grew up with and many of his generation. Perhaps a bit of historical flashback for the newer generation to think about! If they grew up with a different sort of Dad.
Dreaming, dreaming about all the pretty women you'd love to have sex with. Imagine -- they're all accessible to you in your dreams. But what if real life starts intruding?
Fan fic from the sitcom Reba, where Reba tries to teach Van a lesson or two by pretending that a hypnosis kit works, only to have it actually work. The results are, well, comic gold (I hope). Try to keep a sense of humor about this and enjoy it if it gets you off.
16 year old Ryan is on his hands and knees, naked at 1:34 in the morning. His outraged asshole wants to know why the head of a Dick Rambone has it stretched almost to breaking, with 13" of shaft to follow. Not that Ryan is mad-anxious to know what 14" of cock thick as a beer can feels like inside him. Boys will do unusual things, however, if offered enough money.
Maggie has her niece Kellie, and twin niece and nephew for two weeks. Cody's made everyone's life miserable since they arrived midweek. Something different is about to unfold in Maggie's backyard pool, Saturday morning, however; something no one could anticipate, or stop. It leaves Maggie and her niece's naked and confused the rest of the day; Cody, simply confused. Throw Maggie's neighbor's son Henry into the mix, and anything can happen.
It's a new world, where only roughly one in a hundred of the opposite sex can give you an orgasm. You need one every month or so or you'll start feeling really bad. Times are good for those who make a great many of the other sex happy, not so good for the ones who have trouble finding any partner at all.