Dreaming, dreaming about all the pretty women you'd love to have sex with. Imagine -- they're all accessible to you in your dreams. But what if real life starts intruding?
The following story is a fictionalized account of my attempted revenge on my cousin Ricky's father, an event that wasn't detailed in Riding The Rambone, a somewhat exaggerated autobiographical account of my emo twink existence since age fourteen. My usual total failure, hence the title.
16 year old Ryan is on his hands and knees, naked at 1:34 in the morning. His outraged asshole wants to know why the head of a Dick Rambone has it stretched almost to breaking, with 13" of shaft to follow. Not that Ryan is mad-anxious to know what 14" of cock thick as a beer can feels like inside him. Boys will do unusual things, however, if offered enough money.
A SOL author with little talent receives a piece of scathing feedback. Recognising the sender's name, he suspects it was written by his primary school teacher, and contacts her begging her to become his editor. She accepts, and knows exactly how to treat a slow student like Eric.
All the wives in the wealthy, secluded town of Titshurt are beautiful young blondes with massive tits, and Tara thinks it's odd that none of them object to the cruel, unnecessary torments being forced on their tender breasts, day and night! Why do these women put up with it? The other wives keep telling Tara she'll find out on Saturday night, and sure enough, Tara soon discovers: Seven days of boob-abuse is worth the relief these sexy young wives receive at the weekly Titshurt Town Meeting!
Maggie has her niece Kellie, and twin niece and nephew for two weeks. Cody's made everyone's life miserable since they arrived midweek. Something different is about to unfold in Maggie's backyard pool, Saturday morning, however; something no one could anticipate, or stop. It leaves Maggie and her niece's naked and confused the rest of the day; Cody, simply confused. Throw Maggie's neighbor's son Henry into the mix, and anything can happen.
It's a new world, where only roughly one in a hundred of the opposite sex can give you an orgasm. You need one every month or so or you'll start feeling really bad. Times are good for those who make a great many of the other sex happy, not so good for the ones who have trouble finding any partner at all.