A story in the Naked Alien Girlfriend Universe
A young woman of part Alien Ancestry is on her way to join the convent, believing she is free of her people's misfortune of being allergic to clothing. But fate has other plans for her. Set a century after the main timeline of the series, this is a short silly entry into ENF that sets the stage for our future heroine's journey.
WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."
A guy that thinks he's going to the beach with a female co-worker and her family gets a surprise. She pretends she's sick and then when her family leave, she talks the guy into going skinny dipping in her pool and then she seduces him.