Humor Stories

Or: Days of Our Lives Meets Jerry Springer; a true story. Really. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. This is my first attempt at a straight story. Be gentle with me.

A desert romance. Humor by the creator of Conan the Barbarian. First appeared in The Tattler, the Brownwood High School newspaper March 15, 1923. In the public domain.

An Entry in the Contest Contest Contest :)
Two brothel madams engage in a fucking contest to see which one is the better fucker. The contestants are Big Ass Sue Butram and Mary "Tits" Maguire. The prizes are the brothel owned by the loser and the lover claimed by both women. The competition is fierce, and you may be surprised at who wins. The contest judges are the mayor, the town marshal, and a saloon owner. Take off your pants and spurs and join in the fun, it only costs four-bits to become a fucker!

A young man gets the power to become anything he pleases! He decides to start off with some bathroom fun... [Features: Transformation, light hearted/comedy, getting too much of a good thing, light yaoi and… armpits I guess? I mean he turns into soap]

An abusive wife finds that her mild-mannered husband is actually a mercenary, much to her regret. His revenge is rather harsh.

True Account of Getting Shanghaied in Shanghai!