Like "One Morning at 214 Clitlick," this is a Monty Python inspired story. It is therefore a tad silly. This one was inspired by an actual Python sketch.
What happens when six foot pluss a whole lot of inches yankee married into a West Virginia Appalachian family way up in the hills where the coal mines ran out of coal years ago? If you can't figure it out by your own self, read the true to life account of what really happens up there. (In my imagination, anyways.)
A Story in the BBW Appreciation Universe
If you do not know I am going through a divorce, this is one way of me coping with it. It is not intended to be rude. My version of the 12 days of Christmas, when she hands him the divorce decree......Enjoy it and Happy Holidays everyone!