They were in the missionary position, with him pounding her ass into the mattress and her squealing like a stuck pig, when they both heard someone call from the front room of the house. It sounded to them like the man's brother, Jedidiah Peabody.
"Where you at, Ezra?" he was calling.
Thus begins this incestuous tale of Ezra Peabody's Black Snakeshine, his homemade 'shine, the same 'shine that'll have you seeing snakes everywhere. With good or bad in the offing.
Sexy high school cheerleaders have a nice day, and a town burns. This is a humorous parody of Eldridge's "Conflicted" series. It's highly implausible, more than a little rude, and decidedly demented; in other words, things that are all near and dear to the 'heart' (:insert rolleyes here:) of "Conflicted"'s twisted author.