Well-hung Henry Humper and his big-bosomed Granny June enjoy a hot and naughty picnic at the lake. This story is a sexual satire of absurdly humorous proportions.
John has discovered utility theory and evolutionary psychology, and he's discarding quaint old definitions of morality. He meets a young woman on a hike in the woods and decides that raping her really is the way to maximize his personal utility.
Why only 26 days in the whole Xmas Shopping Season? Retailers make more money in the days before Xmas than in the other 11 months combined. Every Day Counts! A science fiction / mathematical fantasy for the year when Thanksgiving, the fourth Thursday, fell on November 28 meaning that Black Friday, start of the Xmas Shopping Season fell on November 29th giving only 26 shopping days until Christmas: THIS IS AMERICA! CHRISTMAS IS TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!
Or: Days of Our Lives Meets Jerry Springer; a true story. Really. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. This is my first attempt at a straight story. Be gentle with me.
A desert romance. Humor by the creator of Conan the Barbarian. First appeared in The Tattler, the Brownwood High School newspaper March 15, 1923. In the public domain.