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2171 Clara's Cuckold! by Arthur Kay

This story is loved and hated! The score goes yo-yo like. Someone pegs it with an 8 or 9 vote, then bam---it gets a frigging 1. It can't get out of the sixes! A comment, "Sucks!" inspires me to rewrite. But then I get, "Brilliant!" so I don't. It's in the basement with my story on gay prison sex, and the one on dog screwing, but I can blame the subject matter in those two. Feeling masochistic? Read this, followed by my oddball, "Sylvie's In The Park" Me? I need a drink!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Cheating, Cuckold, Oral Sex, Masturbation
Downloads: 8634 | Votes: 97 | Score: 4.87
Size: 58KB | 11,223 words | Posted: Concluded:

2172 Herring and Banana Milkshake by Tom Bombadil

This is a halloween (ahem) horror story, the tongue-in-cheek kind. In it you'll find H.P. Lovecraft, a junior-miss version of "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark", and a couple of other silly surprises. Keep your wits about you at all times, and watch out for flying toys.
PS: Don't wait for the other shoe to drop.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Fiction, Humor, Incest, Halloween
Downloads: 986 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 23KB | 4,062 words | Posted:

2173 Snuff TV+ by Todd Salt

My girlfriend said she wanted to watch something new. How could I have known that what she really craved was depraved, on-demand video violence?
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Horror
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Horror, Humor, FemaleDom, Humiliation, Sadistic, Snuff, Torture
Downloads: 4198 | Votes: 94 | Score: 4.86
Size: 22KB | 4,206 words | Posted:

2174 Her Leading Man by Pale-Rider

A little tale in retaliation for a theft.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Humor, Humiliation
Downloads: 835 | Votes: 21 | Score: 4.84
Size: 4KB | 940 words | Posted:

2175 Ronald K. Pump Destroys Jarvanka's Pussy! by Kim Cancer

Ronald WRECKS his delicious daughter's luscious leg trout!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Celebrity, Historical, Humor, Workplace, Cheating, Slut Wife, Incest, Father, Daughter, Oral Sex, Politics
Downloads: 2816 | Votes: 55 | Score: 4.83
Size: 25KB | 4,695 words | Posted:

2176 Dream Sequence by Hungry Guy

(a surreal Sci-Fi story by Hungry Guy)
Foreword: I once mentioned in the ASSD newsgroup that many of my story ideas come to me in dreams. I keep a pad and pen on my nightstand, and jot down my dreams in the middle of the night. In the morning, I review my nocturnal notes, and find that some ideas can be worked into usable plots while others are little more than useless rants. Well, this is the weirdest one yet. So enjoy! Or not. Whatever...
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Slow
Downloads: 926 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 4KB | 934 words | Posted:

2177 Guidelines for Other Hotwives by Homer Vargas

A companion to "Guidelines for Happily Married Hotwives."
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, BiSexual, Humor, Cuckold, Interracial, Masturbation, Pregnancy, Exhibitionism
Downloads: 3033 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 22KB | 4,396 words | Posted:

2178 Going UPS by 4degrees

tongue-in-cheek bizarro short story designed to make the reader say 'wtf?'
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Mult, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Cousins, Orgy, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Voyeurism, School
Downloads: 1079 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 5KB | 958 words | Posted:

2179 Ed Sheeran Fan, Serial Killer Looking Motherfucker's Poltergeist by Kim Cancer

The poltergeist of paranoia crashes the party...
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Horror
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Rape, Heterosexual, Fiction, Celebrity, Crime, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Caution, Violent
Downloads: 739 | Votes: * | Score: *
Size: 19KB | 3,472 words | Posted:

2180 Young Wife, Early Grave by Peter Pan

Melanie was a teenage wife. Very pretty, somewhat vivacious, all the right accessories... and yeah, she was MY wife!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Teenagers, Consensual, Humor, Wimp Husband, Group Sex, Masturbation
Downloads: 2726 | Votes: 66 | Score: 4.80
Size: 16KB | 2,889 words | Posted:
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