Like "One Morning at 214 Clitlick," this is a Monty Python inspired story. It is therefore a tad silly. This one was inspired by an actual Python sketch.
What happens when six foot pluss a whole lot of inches yankee married into a West Virginia Appalachian family way up in the hills where the coal mines ran out of coal years ago? If you can't figure it out by your own self, read the true to life account of what really happens up there. (In my imagination, anyways.)
A Story in the BBW Appreciation Universe
If you do not know I am going through a divorce, this is one way of me coping with it. It is not intended to be rude. My version of the 12 days of Christmas, when she hands him the divorce decree......Enjoy it and Happy Holidays everyone!
A Bill Bantam story in the classic style of Phil Phantom. A mother is forced to choose between her loyalty to her young daughter and her new husband's expectations, as well of those of her four new stepsons.
Q was ranting about Taylor Swift armed with a weed whacker chasing the dwarf from Game of Thrones through Central Park. Then about Anthony Weiner, in a bearskin, doing push-ups after chewing on Hillary Clinton’s toes… And I didn't know yet that my fortune teller had blocked me on Twitter.
14-year-old Michael thinks he's gay. In fact, he is gender-trapped, a girl in a boy's body. He stands barely 1/2" taller than his 6th grade sister Mina, outweighs her by only 2 pounds. He secretly wears her underwear & clothes. With the help of some potent weed, a 12-pack of mom's Heineken, and his renegade reflection, Michael transforms over the weekend into girlhood. This story is not for homophobes or gay-bashers. It contains explicit self-sex, including self use of dildos and vibrators.