Well-hung Henry Humper and his big-bosomed Granny June enjoy a hot and naughty picnic at the lake. This story is a sexual satire of absurdly humorous proportions.
John has discovered utility theory and evolutionary psychology, and he's discarding quaint old definitions of morality. He meets a young woman on a hike in the woods and decides that raping her really is the way to maximize his personal utility.
Why only 26 days in the whole Xmas Shopping Season? Retailers make more money in the days before Xmas than in the other 11 months combined. Every Day Counts! A science fiction / mathematical fantasy for the year when Thanksgiving, the fourth Thursday, fell on November 28 meaning that Black Friday, start of the Xmas Shopping Season fell on November 29th giving only 26 shopping days until Christmas: THIS IS AMERICA! CHRISTMAS IS TOO BIG TO FAIL!
A Legacy of Ruin Stories Four men built their lives on empathy, inclusion, and "holding space." One woman stepped into their circle. What begins as a peaceful wellness retreat quickly descends into psychological collapse as their most cherished principles are turned against them — one laugh, one silence, one surrender at a time. A sharp, merciless satirical dark erotica exploring the fragility of performative virtue and the quiet violence of weaponized kindness. No mercy. No escape.Only the slow, elegant ruin.
Or: Days of Our Lives Meets Jerry Springer; a true story. Really. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. This is my first attempt at a straight story. Be gentle with me.
A desert romance. Humor by the creator of Conan the Barbarian. First appeared in The Tattler, the Brownwood High School newspaper March 15, 1923. In the public domain.
An Entry in the Contest Contest Contest :)
Two brothel madams engage in a fucking contest to see which one is the better fucker. The contestants are Big Ass Sue Butram and Mary "Tits" Maguire. The prizes are the brothel owned by the loser and the lover claimed by both women. The competition is fierce, and you may be surprised at who wins. The contest judges are the mayor, the town marshal, and a saloon owner. Take off your pants and spurs and join in the fun, it only costs four-bits to become a fucker!