Humor Stories

An Entry in the Contest Contest Contest :)
Two brothel madams engage in a fucking contest to see which one is the better fucker. The contestants are Big Ass Sue Butram and Mary "Tits" Maguire. The prizes are the brothel owned by the loser and the lover claimed by both women. The competition is fierce, and you may be surprised at who wins. The contest judges are the mayor, the town marshal, and a saloon owner. Take off your pants and spurs and join in the fun, it only costs four-bits to become a fucker!

A young man gets the power to become anything he pleases! He decides to start off with some bathroom fun... [Features: Transformation, light hearted/comedy, getting too much of a good thing, light yaoi and… armpits I guess? I mean he turns into soap]

An abusive wife finds that her mild-mannered husband is actually a mercenary, much to her regret. His revenge is rather harsh.

I fucked a girl in winter after the party. That was car sex. The car was very cold. And she was married.

True Account of Getting Shanghaied in Shanghai!

Loosely based on the father I grew up with and many of his generation. Perhaps a bit of historical flashback for the newer generation to think about! If they grew up with a different sort of Dad.

"Dude! What the fuck?! You fucking pissed on me!!"