Jerry is a budding author of erotica who cannot understand why he gets such bads reviews. Then one day he recieves his first ever piece of fanmail and soon all his dreams will be coming true.
Desmond has written scripts for television dramas such as Holby City and Emmerdale, but times aren't so good these days. His girlfriend, Sunshine, persuades him to become the Scriptwriter for a porn studio. But a successful career in porn doesn't come without costs, however good the benefits.
Door to door delivery gone mad. Mrs. Mabel Swampwater answers the door to find that she has received her very own gang rape. Delivery charges included. Oh, by the way, it is silly. Very silly, indeed. Angry lesbians are included at no extra charge to the reader.
Bianca, the bubble-headed babe, earns her high school diploma not as head of the class, but by giving the best head for her male teachers. The female school staff are not amused and vow an oath of vengeance.