They were in the missionary position, with him pounding her ass into the mattress and her squealing like a stuck pig, when they both heard someone call from the front room of the house. It sounded to them like the man's brother, Jedidiah Peabody.
"Where you at, Ezra?" he was calling.
Thus begins this incestuous tale of Ezra Peabody's Black Snakeshine, his homemade 'shine, the same 'shine that'll have you seeing snakes everywhere. With good or bad in the offing.
Men and women often have difficulty connecting with other singles. This new agency has a way to take the pressure off of the first date, getting the sex out of the way right away, and allowing the couples to get to know each other in a more relaxed fashion.
TVLAND - An island, somewhere in the Pacific, a little east of LOST, where television characters go when their shows are cancelled. Gillian, in the SS Minnow brings them to the island. To qualify, you have to have appeared in s showw in more than 100 episodes. In TVLAND, you are free of the rules and censorship the characters lived under while the shows were on. There are now rules in TVLAND. Any thing does. And it does.
Sexy high school cheerleaders have a nice day, and a town burns. This is a humorous parody of Eldridge's "Conflicted" series. It's highly implausible, more than a little rude, and decidedly demented; in other words, things that are all near and dear to the 'heart' (:insert rolleyes here:) of "Conflicted"'s twisted author.