A desert romance. Humor by the creator of Conan the Barbarian. First appeared in The Tattler, the Brownwood High School newspaper March 15, 1923. In the public domain.
Synopsis: With the college campus festival just around the corner, a shady new app is rapidly gaining popularity among students. It claims to do the impossible: bend reality, swap bodies, shapeshift, and completely take over people's minds and physical forms. Follow Travis as he becomes one of the very first people to discover what this strange app is truly capable of doing
John has discovered utility theory and evolutionary psychology, and he's discarding quaint old definitions of morality. He meets a young woman on a hike in the woods and decides that raping her really is the way to maximize his personal utility.
Why only 26 days in the whole Xmas Shopping Season? Retailers make more money in the days before Xmas than in the other 11 months combined. Every Day Counts! A science fiction / mathematical fantasy for the year when Thanksgiving, the fourth Thursday, fell on November 28 meaning that Black Friday, start of the Xmas Shopping Season fell on November 29th giving only 26 shopping days until Christmas: THIS IS AMERICA! CHRISTMAS IS TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Twelve-inched well-hung Henry Humper spends the afternoon with his chubby sixteen-year-old cheerleader daughter Honey Humper and her gigantic young boobs. This story is a satire!
Or: Days of Our Lives Meets Jerry Springer; a true story. Really. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. This is my first attempt at a straight story. Be gentle with me.
An Entry in the Contest Contest Contest :)
Two brothel madams engage in a fucking contest to see which one is the better fucker. The contestants are Big Ass Sue Butram and Mary "Tits" Maguire. The prizes are the brothel owned by the loser and the lover claimed by both women. The competition is fierce, and you may be surprised at who wins. The contest judges are the mayor, the town marshal, and a saloon owner. Take off your pants and spurs and join in the fun, it only costs four-bits to become a fucker!
In order to be accepted by an elite Sorority, a college girl tricks her boyfriend into being their entertainment for an evening by telling him it’s a costume party and putting him into a skimpy loincloth. Hi-jinks ensue.