Humor Stories

A heartwarming holiday tale of cannibal family togetherness, in which a young man unwittingly winds up as the centerpiece of Thanksgiving dinner!

(a surreal Sci-Fi story by Hungry Guy)
Foreword: I once mentioned in the ASSD newsgroup that many of my story ideas come to me in dreams. I keep a pad and pen on my nightstand, and jot down my dreams in the middle of the night. In the morning, I review my nocturnal notes, and find that some ideas can be worked into usable plots while others are little more than useless rants. Well, this is the weirdest one yet. So enjoy! Or not. Whatever...

The poltergeist of paranoia crashes the party...

Melanie was a teenage wife. Very pretty, somewhat vivacious, all the right accessories... and yeah, she was MY wife!

“And it was around that time that he decided he was gay. Then he started living with something of a new-age yoga cult in Pahrump, Nevada, near Death Valley...”