Door to door delivery gone mad. Mrs. Mabel Swampwater answers the door to find that she has received her very own gang rape. Delivery charges included. Oh, by the way, it is silly. Very silly, indeed. Angry lesbians are included at no extra charge to the reader.
Bianca, the bubble-headed babe, earns her high school diploma not as head of the class, but by giving the best head for her male teachers. The female school staff are not amused and vow an oath of vengeance.
A Southern Satanist womanizer is the last person one would expect to get his heart crushed by his wife of nine years and learn that his daughter is another man's, but he finds a way to get what he wants out of life, anyway. The key is not to be stupid.
Men and women often have difficulty connecting with other singles. This new agency has a way to take the pressure off of the first date, getting the sex out of the way right away, and allowing the couples to get to know each other in a more relaxed fashion.