Maria was forty years old, fat, had hair that looked like a bird’s nest, a tooth missing here and there and a laugh like a donkey. She was one of only three ugly hookers within a 500 mile radius so beggars can’t be choosers.

Maria had been working at the “Bubbles Bathouse” club in the valley for about ten years now. She had sucked, fucked, ridden and licked so many cocks she wouldn’t even bother trying to approximate a number. Even though she wasn’t in the least attracted to women, she had licked and fingered a few pussies in her time - for a fee of course.

“What is that and where is your cock?” asked Maria.

“What?” said Willy.

“That,” she said pointing to Willy’s cock.

“Is it a pimple?”

“What? That’s my cock! Don’t you like it?”

“Like it? I can’t fucking SEE it, how can I like it? Don’t tell me you have been hanging around with Peter the peter eater?”

“That’s a bit harsh ... what’s your name again?”

“Oh my God. It is MARIA!”

“Well you can hardly expect me to remember your name after knowing you for only two minutes!”

“Stick your tongue out,” ordered Maria

Willy did as she asked.

“Fuck me, your tongue is longer than your willy.”

Willy looked at Maria suspiciously.

“You got some kinks, have you?” he asked Maria.

“Of COURSE I’ve got kinks, and after seeing that large clit between your legs that is supposed to be a cock, my kinks are going to come in handy ... for both of us.”

Willy blushed and hung his head. Women were such cruel bitches. Maria saw she had hurt Willy’s feelings.

‘Why can’t I keep my mouth shut?’ she thought to herself.

She walked over to the bed, sat down next to Willy, put her arm around his shoulders and said, “I’m sorry Willy.”

He looked up at her wondering if she really did have a heart. Then Maria said, “But how am I supposed to know if you’re hard or not?”

Maria then started laughing hysterically, rolled off the bed, hit the floor, laughed a lot more then composed herself. Ooh Willy wasn’t looking too happy.

“Perhaps I should ease off the old guy a lil’ bit,” she thought to herself.

“Listen here, Li’l Miss Bitch. I just paid your pimp fifty bucks for a fucking hour with you. Obviously I was ripped off. Now, will you stop with the mind-fucking and get on with the fucking? That’s if your pussy is not too loose from the thousands of huge cocks that have been in there okay? But first, you can suck my dick. See if you can do that then I’ll tell you about a whore I met recently with saggy tits, a pussy so loose you could walk into it, and her even bigger mouth.”

Maria knew she had pushed him too far. If she didn’t want a thick ear from the boss she had better hop to it. Kneeling between his legs, she looked over at the peanut again. It was gone! Fucking gone! Surely it wasn’t possible it had gotten smaller. What was she supposed to do now? If she asked him where it was he would get all huffy again.

She reached out and cupped his balls in the palm of her hand. There was still no sight of his clitoris that was supposed to be a cock. Maybe he had been circumcised and they took too much off. Maybe once he got hard again it would pop back out! How is she gonna make it hard if it isn’t there?! Maria dropped her head and started running her tongue over his balls hoping to arouse Willy’s one inch.

“Yeahhhh that’s it you filthy bitch, suck my balls into your mouth and roll them around your tongue.”

Oh my god! Is that ... could it possibly be...? It WAS! Maria could see the pimple again.

“Better get going before it disappears again,” she thought to herself. Maria stopped sucking his balls and softly rubbed the skin on his shaft.

“Suck it bitch!” willy yelled. Willy certainly was getting fiery! Maria held Willy’s willy with her thumb and forefinger. There still wasn’t quite enough there for her to suck it properly so she wiggled the tip of her tongue in the slit of his cockhead.

“FUCK! Now SUCK ... MY ... DICK!”

While she held his cock with her two fingers, she wrapped her lips around the head and sucked lightly while swirling her tongue back and forth over the head.

Did she just feel this peanut twitch? She took the entire length of his cock into her mouth and slid her lips up and down, pressing her tongue against the underside of his cock.

“Jesus Christ! I think he’s given me another eighth of an inch!” Maria thought to herself. “Miracles DO happen.”

She could actually hold it with TWO fingers and a thumb! She still didn’t reckon it was more than an inch though. Poor guy. He was getting rather hard now and started to pant. It just didn’t seem natural with a cock that small. Shit, one of his balls was bigger than his dick.

“FUCK YES!” his yelling brought her out of her day dreaming.

“Deep throat that dick baby!”

Maria stopped for a second. Looked at his dick again and thought, “What the fucking fuck do I do now? It’s impossible for that thing to touch the back of my throat”