TVLAND - An island, somewhere in the Pacific, a little east of LOST, where television characters go when their shows are cancelled. Gillian, in the SS Minnow brings them to the island. To qualify, you have to have appeared in s showw in more than 100 episodes. In TVLAND, you are free of the rules and censorship the characters lived under while the shows were on. There are now rules in TVLAND. Any thing does. And it does.
This is a very short,humorous story. We all make bad deals in our lives. This is what can happen if we aren't careful. There's a lesson here (particularly for those who are lucky enough to be husbands).