George had just broken up with another girl. He was really heartbroken over it. His friends couldn’t help but notice him being in the dumps when he went to Jerry’s apartment.

“Hey buddy, what’s the matter?” Kramer said.

“She dumped me!” George said. “I really thought we had something going on! But then she straight up decides I wasn’t man enough. I don’t have enough spine for her. Some big guy pushed me around while waiting in line at the supermarket, he was like Lou Ferrigno! And I’m, ‘Hey buddy, what do you think you’re doing, pushing me around!’ And then he looks down at him and he shakes his fist at me. You gotta believe me man, it was like as big as my head! And he was tall as a basketball player! What am I gonna do about that?”

“Nothing you can do,” Jerry said.

“Right, nothing you can do! He just smiled and looked at her. She nudges me like I should kick his ass. You really think I can do that?”

“Nothing you can do,” Jerry said again.

As soon as we get out, she’s all, ‘Why didn’t you do anything?’ And I’m, what could I do?”

“What could you do?”

“I don’t know! Maybe I could have kicked him in the balls or something! But that’s the thing. He was so tall his junk was right in my face!”

“You could have bit it,” Kramer said.

“Bite it?”

“Yeah, you know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

“This guy looked crazy! For all I know he might actually be into that!”

“Into it. Woo!” He clapped, just one of his mannerisms whenever he was really excited. “That wouldn’t work out too well!”

“Talk about a meaty situation,” Jerry said.

Kramer smiled and shook up at Jerry’s stupid pun. “He might be the kind of guy that gets so hard that you might break your teeth on it.”

“Kind of sounds like the guys I used to date,” Elaine said. “I’m pretty sure I could handle him no problem.”

“Tell that to Puddy,” Jerry said.

“Well anyway, you still up for that movie tonight?” Kramer said.

“I don’t know, I’m kinda feeling real down,” George said.

“You might run into that guy there.”

“Don’t say that, that makes it even worse!” Jerry said.

“You two go on ahead,” Elaine said. “I’ll try and cheer him up.”

“Thanks Elaine,” George said.

“Hope you feel better, buddy!” Kramer said, patting his back. He looked at Jerry. “Hey I brought along my pal Brody again, so we can get him your copy of the movie.”

“I don’t wanna see that guy again!” Jerry said.

“Hey, he’s not gonna do anything to you! He really liked your work!”

“After he pulled a gun on me!”

“Bah, don’t worry about it! Just relax and have fun! And uh ... he wants you to bring a camcorder. You know the last one he asked you to do.”

“No. No way. What if this guy gets caught? My fingerprints are all over it! They’ll throw me in the slammer!”

“Just wipe them off,” said Elaine. “Like taking a shower. It’s what I used to do after Puddy made me cum but he’d say something really stupid.”

“And you could wear gloves after,” said Kramer.

“Do you know how suspicious that would look?” Jerry said. “He might pop me on the spot, thinking I have a wire or something! No. No more.”

“So what do we then?” Kramer said, sounding increasingly exasperated. “You know he won’t like that!”

“We’ll just go to the park.”

“And do what?”

“Feed the ducks. That sort of thing.”

“Actually that doesn’t sound too bad. Giddyup!”

They left shortly after. Elaine shut the door behind them. Then she took Jerry’s camcorder and turned it on. She wanted to keep this one.

“You know, she might come back,” she said.

“Might. Maybe. After she’s done fucking that guy’s brains out!”

A dark smile lit up her face. “How does it feel?”

“What?”

“To know that women will never really love you. To them, no matter what, no matter what you got going for you, you’ll always be a short stocky little bald man.”

“What the hell, Elaine!”

“Remember that time you dated your cousin? Maybe you should go running back to her. I’m sure she wouldn’t leave you. After all, she would like to keep it in the family.”

“How is any of this supposed to make me feel better?”

“I think it would be good for you if you learned your place.”

“My place? You know, if you’re trying to get me angry, you’re doing a damn good job of it!”

“All that anger can’t do anything.” She threw her head back and started laughing.

“You think that’s funny? I’ll show you something funny!”

He grabbed her by the face so roughly that her eyes bugged out and then he pushed his mouth right onto hers. For several seconds she froze up as he rubbed his lips all over hers. It took awhile for hr to realize what was going on before she finally pushed him back.

“George, what the hell are you doing!”

He didn’t answer and kissed her again. She tried pushing him back, but he wasn’t having any of it. He had just gotten his tongue into her mouth when she stepped right onto his foot. He broke away from her and winced in pain.

“Small feet, huh?” she said. “I bet there’s something else that’s really small! If you put that thing anywhere near my mouth, I’ll be able to bite it right off!”

“Yeah, well how about you have a looksie baby!”

“That’s not gonna happen anytime soon.”

“Oh yeah? Look down.”

She did and saw he was pitching a tent in his pants. She was only looking for several seconds but then he grabbed the back of her head and rubbed it all over his crotch.

“You like that baby? I remember when you shoved my head all over your chest because people saw your nipple in a photo. How you like Georgie’s big penis, huh!”

Then he let her go and started laughing. Elaine was red in the face and she said, “Get out!” before she pushed him back so hard he fell right onto the couch.

George was undeterred. “It’s getting out, it’s getting out!” he said and he pulled out his stiff pecker.

Elaine put her hands on her face and gasped. “George! Put that thing away!”

“No way baby! Georgie’s making a comeback!” He stood up proudly, his penis was pointing right at her. “Not so small now, huh?”

“Oh no, it’s still pretty small. And no matter what, I know it’s gonna stay small.” She grabbed his erection and squeezed it hard. He let out a gravelly, “Oh!” sound and curled up into a ball. “Yeah, that’s right,” she said. She started stroking him slowly, enough to keep him stiff and at the same time, enough to teach him to learn his place. “Get back onto that couch.”

But he was still hard up. “Or else what?”

She squeezed it again. “Or I’ll break it.”

“Fine! Fine! Just please show it some mercy! The thing feels like it’s gonna fly right off!”

He sat back down onto the couch. She was still holding onto it even as he sat down. “That’s a good boy.”

“Yeah, I’m a good George.”

“Yeah you are!” She let go of his pecker wood. “Now,” she said, taking off one of her heels and bringing her hosed foot onto his member, “grab it.” He did what he was told, grabbing his hard cock. “Stroke it.”

“Okay...”

“No. No talking! I get to decide what you say. Understand? Shake your head if you understand.” He just nodded his head. “Good. Now repeat after me. I’m a little Georgie, short and stocky.”

“I’m a little Georgie, short and stocky,” he said.

“This is my head,” she said, patting his head, “and this is my stout.”

“This ... this is my stout!” He was making short little humping motions.

“Wow, is your stout gonna blow?”

“Yeah it is! Oh yeah! I feel like I’m on top of the world!”

“Then don’t,” she said, suddenly moving her foot back. “And don’t get any ideas. Or I’ll put it in it’s place.”

“Okay...” he said, suddenly sounding deflated.

“That’s a good boy.” She patted the crown of his bald head like he was a child. “Now sing it like that and beat yourself off while patting your head. I’ll tell you when you can stop. And I’ll tell you when you can cum.”

He didn’t voice any complaint. He just did exactly as he was told. Elaine sat back with a cruel smile on her face watching him do it. She only wished she had brought a camcorder so she could show the other guys.

“I’m a little Georgie, short and stocky. This is my head and this is my stout. I’m a little...”

It went on like that. Elaine was loving it. But her amusement got the better of her and she suddenly snorted.

George couldn’t take it anymore. “Alright already! What’s the point of this? You just wanna rub it in?”

“Oh I don’t know. I wanted to see how long you’d actually do that. And remember, don’t stop, or I’ll use this on it.” She held her foot up and wiggled her toes. “Kick it right in,” she said, baring her teeth with her eyes wide open.

“You’ll use it on me? How about I use it on me, huh?” He grabbed her ankle and rubbed her clothed foot all over his naked pecker. “Oh yeah Elaine, you had just the right idea! This feels great!”

“You like the feeling of my foot, huh? How about you like your nipples?”

Before he could answer, she leaned forward and grabbing his bare nipples with both of her hands and twisted them. “Now you’re not the only one with the embarrassing nipple problem, huh?”

“Stop Elaine, that hurts!”

“Then let go of my foot!”

“No way! It feels too good!”

“Well I’m not stopping until you stop!”

“Then nobody’s stopping!”

So it went. She kept on twisting his nipples and he kept on beating himself off with her foot. Eventually he couldn’t take it anymore and came, blowing his load all over the sole of her foot in those stockings.

Just for that, she twisted his nipples especially hard. Unable to take the pain anymore, he fell back onto the couch.