A young man fresh out of high school lands a job at a summer camp. Read about his adventures. (I know I kinda skimmed over the first two camps. Nothing much happened in them any.)
Yes, it's the first part of Genesis from the Old Testament, the life of Adam, written as an mdom stroke story. (The Old Testament is already male dominant, I just added the stroke.) I didn't remove or change any events, I just filled in the blanks in the scriptural record with some educated guesswork. Hey, the Bible's got incest already, look it up. If like most people you know a bit about the Old Testament, you may appreciate the bits of humor in here as well.
After unwittingly impregnating three members of a Korean swim team visiting his American university, our hero adds an unlikely fourth tally after the team's middle-aged coach comes onto him while drunk (with a little blackmail on her part to incentivize him).
Sassy woman and her docile husband are pulled over on a deserted road by two cops. The woman runs her mouth so the cops take her to an abandoned mine and teach her a lesson she will never forget and make her husband watch.