Petting Stories

Since I wrote 'Lost Wife' I've been think about the stories my wife told me all those years ago. Now I think there was more than a grain of truth in them all. The three guys in the Supermarket car park story was told and re-told a number of times and not all the details matched. Well I have spent some time on this particular story and have put all the elements together and come up with what I think is the best and most accurate account

Tom finds himself living next door in England to a family with a daughter who looks very much like Princess Diana had looked when she first married Charles. He sees Elaine, who he's sure is about 20-24 years old, out in the fenced-in backyard one day in her bikini. He's not sure who is seducing who but he goes next door and gets quite a surprise.

Annie's six months pregnant and her first porn film effort wasn't too good. The director gives her a second chance and this time she does much better with the surpises in store for her and with the on-camera fuck.

When I reach 15 years old, I begin to realize that my buddy Eddy's mom, Angie, is a total hottie. And, apparently she realized I was well hung too because she takes me on.

A Jenny Lane Story
An evening jog turns into a romp in the girl's locker room with my favorite student.

Kitty and her husband Bran have been disagreeing about when--or whether to--have children. Kitty wants to wait; Bran wants them now. They part on cool terms and Kitty banishes her husband to the sofa. However, Bran has other ideas and wants to be forgiven. As they make up passionately for their fight, the problem of "when" to have children is solved once and for all...

I just woke up from a blackout and, apparently, I got up to some crazy shit. I quit my job, I moved out my apartment, I knocked up a co-worker, I started a billion dollar pharmaceutical company, and I created a slave paradise with a prototype mind control drug.

Vera finds more than she bargains for when she ventures into a haunted mansion in search of footage for her ghost hunting blog.

Lisa was a tease from the very beginning and she teased her way into sex with the men in her life; Her teacher, her neighbor,her father... but at 16 she fell in love with her uncle. "Don't you like little girls in braces, uncle Ron?" grinning at him. Fuck! I am crazy about this girl and I hate myself for it.

Watching my neighbor sunbathe is a joy, in and of itself, but when she invites me over, I get my dreams fully satisfied.