When Captain Horatio Hornswoggle bellows “Release the Kraken,” his crew doesn’t expect a codpiece-clanking orgy aboard the Saucy Siren. Between lust-laced bread, a glitter cannon, and a real sea monster crashing the party, it’s one slippery, scandalous night of bawdy shenanigans. Will pleasure prevail—or will the Kraken steal the show? A riotous romp of pirates, poetry, and unrepentant debauchery on the high seas.
Candice is on a quest for The Golden Knot whose magical qualities will banish the curse bestowed on her. She is cursed not only with male rather than female genitals, but with a constant erection. She encounters Kate who is pleased to assist Candice with her need for relief and to attend her on her quest. But first she must seek the permission of her family.
Rick was bragging to his friends about all the sex he was getting but he wouldn't tell them who "she" was. Finally he begged me to help him prove his boasts to his friends were for real. I certainly didn't mind the sex part but imagine if they had known I was his cousin!
I climbed out of bed and found a new tape and switched on the lights. "You want me to suck you first?" she said her hand already working between her thighs. "God I just love doing this, being disgusting in front of a camera."