German arms manufacturer, Helmut Kruger, goes on safari in Tanganyika in 1935 to try out a new rifle design in lion hunting. He takes his fourteen-year-old boy toy, Kurt, with him. Kurt and the game hunter guide, Matthew Walker, hit it off—maybe a bit too well.
Our hero, who has a fetish for pissing in his pants, meets a like minded friend on the Net only to run into his pal's dominant and manipulative wife in the real world.
A Christmas Story
The heartwarming story of one pirate's Christmas. What more could he wish for? He's in a safe port with a fast ship and a fine-spirited crew of scurvy seadogs, with several barrels of sweet rum, a lovely captive Spanish Governor's daughter willing to make sport, and a fine chest of gold and jewels! Well... perhaps not quite. The Rache Code (something to offend everyone) applies, but the sordid sex is largely tongue in cheek.
I expected my two weeks in hotel quarantine to be boring and sexless. On day one I was caught jerking off, with a butt plug inside me, by one of the police on security duty. Constable Ryan and Constable Peters then used my arse and my mouth every day for my fourteen day quarantine.