Theron is in deep doodoo. His computer hardware has developed a glitch... and so has his love life. This is a tale of a troubled threesome, a lovers' triangle with sharp, sharp angles.
A Christmas Story
The heartwarming story of one pirate's Christmas. What more could he wish for? He's in a safe port with a fast ship and a fine-spirited crew of scurvy seadogs, with several barrels of sweet rum, a lovely captive Spanish Governor's daughter willing to make sport, and a fine chest of gold and jewels! Well... perhaps not quite. The Rache Code (something to offend everyone) applies, but the sordid sex is largely tongue in cheek.