Humor Stories

A Wasps Story (2)
Join the inter-species crew of the battle carrier "Freya" as they roam interstellar space hunting down and killing Wasps. They meet all kinds of strange beings, some good and some bad, but all victims or potential victims of the Wasps as they try to control the galaxy. Possibly the "Freya" was misnamed and should have been called the "Bug Bomb!" FTL travel does weird things to your sense of humor.

The Pointe Botham flood made headlines for a day or two. The two library assistants trapped in the library discovered that they had to make their own entertainment until they could be rescued.

A story in the Bare Paw Ranch Universe Universe
My wife and her sister inherit a ranch in Colorado from their late uncle. There are some surprises that come with the ranch. My wife and our sisters become even closer to me.

Pa is a preacher and says everyone is a sinner but if we pray for forgiveness we will go to the promised land. We pray for forgiveness a lot.

A Story in the Band Parents Universe
John Barnett, son of Billy and Lily from "Band Parents," is a freshman band geek. These are excerpts from his diary, recording his observations of life in a high school band and what he sees and understands of his parents' antics. John finds a girlfriend along the way and some interesting things happen to him as the school year goes by. Originally posted on SOL in 2014, now edited and reposted.

This is a story revolving around The Amazing Spider-Man and the Catwoman. Some liberty was taken with the characters, but I hope it stays true to the originals.

A man and his girlfriend go to her parent's house for Easter dinner. They find more than they bargained for. / (Reviews)

A Story in the Ol' Blues Eyes - Jake River's Eighth Invitational Universe
Deputy Rick Dawson knew that someone (the infamous Doritos Bandito) was stealing trucks full of the tasty junk food – but why? Little did he realize that in order to solve this mystery he’d have to spend a night dancing under the stars. A short screwy tale of love and tasty triglycerides.

Jack Witherspoon was a precocious kid, especially when it came to guns. He started out as a farm boy, but had killed his first man by the time he was 13. He became a professional gunslinger and managed to accumulate a big load of gold while he was still young. Later on, he wound up with five wives. The dialog is pretty thick, mostly with the dropped “d” and “g” word endings. I hope you enjoy the story, anyway.