Humor Stories

Santa Claus is forced to carry out market research on how families enjoyed Christmas. (Note: this is set in a Southern Hemisphere country, where Christmas is celebrated in summer.)

Axel, a College boy studying at the University og Georgia, accidently learns that his sisters and mother have set up a Internet sex site. Could it really be true? Are they selling environmentally friendly dildos? Tiger Woody? He rushes home to Miami to confront them.

A controlled corporate attorney wakes tied to her own bed by a naked stranger who knows her name and claims it’s “for your own good.” The young woman has been quietly tangled in her life for months—leaving signs, steering events, and creating a strange current between them. What follows is a tense night of revelations about the firm, the last six months, and unsettling supernatural abilities. Dry, first-person, focused on the emotional shift more than explicit detail.

A Swarm Cycle Story
Is there life after death? From the files of the Office of Targeted Extractions.

I was still just a cub lawyer when I got a call that led to an encounter with a real threat from above!

On a steamy road trip to Seattle, country couple Ella and Bobbie can’t stop reliving last night’s motel sex—or dreaming up what might come next. As Highway 2 winds past queer campgrounds, threesome fantasies, and teasing turns, Ella’s 'girl' gets hotter by the mile. She pulls over when they spot a tiny chapel bearing the words “Pause. Rest. Worship.” Before you know it, it becomes a scandalous communion of kisses and heat and “speakin’ in tongues”.

A story in the Bare Paw Ranch Universe Universe
My wife and her sister inherit a ranch in Colorado from their late uncle. There are some surprises that come with the ranch. My wife and our sisters become even closer to me.

A Teresa Scalia Story
Pushy suburban soccer mom gets a public cumuppence.

The continuing story of Derek Cutter, a 16 year old who didn't know a lot about sex until his family moved to another town and he began meeting his next door neighbors. In a week's time, it was like he'd earned a college degree in sex ed.