Humor Stories

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

A Galactic Assassin Story (1)
A 16-year-old boy becomes the first human assassin for the Galactic Police Department. Join in as he learns how to be an assassin and meets some very sexy ETs. There may even be some time travel, so watch your ass!

This story was written as a parable explaining what it really means to follow the Path of the Do Warrior. Somehow, it got all mixed up with those metaphor thingies and humor. Caution: Existentialism ahead.

A young woman is raped and swears revenge. This is her story, along with that of some partners she picks up along the way. The story is bloody and violent, and there is no sex, unless you count rape and full nudity. Skip this one if you don't like vigilante justice. Pimps and rapists are in particular danger.

A New Career Story (2)
John Wilson, a former SEAL, received a strange note and a ring in the mail. He slipped the ring on and couldn't get it off. This time, John Wilson wakes up in Texas in 1877, part of a wagon train that had just lost a battle with Comanches. Join him as he uses nothing but his intelligence and his nimble brain to survive and eventually become a family man. He takes several jobs, from Army scout to bounty hunter, as he lives through these troubled times. This is a stand-alone story.

In your mid teens sex is normally a hazy concept although one that most kids yearn to know more about. I learned more that day than I had any expectation of doing.

Toby Smite was unceremoniously informed that he was being transferred from the county orphanage to St. Jerome’s orphanage. Toby heard rumors about the nun’s reputation as harsh taskmasters, and their affinity for corporal punishment was infamous. Toby’s thought he was going to hell or was this his salvation? (CAUTION: This story contains explicit scenes of clergy engaging in sex.)

A Nexus Story (4)
This is the introduction piece for a series to come called Nexus Interludes. It will be a series of short stories that occur shortly after Nexus Evolution but are meant to be stand-alone. The stories can be read in any order. Of course, reading the entire Nexus series first would give you a fuller frame of reference. I intend these to be fun and a little more spicy than I usually write, but I also want to add detail to the Nexus Universe. Stand by for more!

An IT wizard gets a new job - working for a BBW Porn Company! Soon our IT wizard and his BBW wife are in paradise, joining in on the kinky fun.

A Laura Hamm Story (2)
A young woman who is a Nobel laureate teams up with an undergrad.