Humor Stories

Heck Johnson has always been one of the good ole boys since before high school. Now he's the assistant manager of his Uncle Bud's Ace Hard Ware and Sporting Goods store. Heck's about to bust upon the social scene in a big way, when news gets out about his reputation as a stud.

A story in the A Tale about Love Universe
James is happy – he is married to the most beautiful woman in his world, her mother adores him, and his secretary isn’t bad at all. Love abounds - mishaps appear occasionally but are soon overcome. Anniversaries and Christmas bring presents, but at the New Year’s Ball, he must defend his life. He is honored as the Main Speaker at Hawaii's Annual IBM Sales Meeting, but then disaster strikes. What can he do now that one of his dreams has ended?

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

This story was written as a parable explaining what it really means to follow the Path of the Do Warrior. Somehow, it got all mixed up with those metaphor thingies and humor. Caution: Existentialism ahead.

Jeff and Julie, 17-year-old highschoolers, are transported back to Earth, circa 250 MILLION BC! This was the time of giant insects and long before dinosaurs. This is the story of their struggle for survival against 10-foot scorpions and 14-foot praying mantises. These insects really existed; this is no fantasy! Join them as they cope with a real "Land of the Giant Insects."

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story (1)
On the first day of this series, Dan Hayward returns to the intersection where a tragic car accident three years ago, killed his beloved wife, Laura. Little did he know that fate was about to change his life forever. Dan reconnects with a lost love and has the opportunity live and love again. "Where did you get this?!" she demanded sharply. "Only one other person has this picture!" Vicky looked to her right at Dan standing with his back to the wall. "From him..."

A parting gift from my ex

Not your usual lotto winner story.

A New Career Story (2)
John Wilson, a former SEAL, received a strange note and a ring in the mail. He slipped the ring on and couldn't get it off. This time, John Wilson wakes up in Texas in 1877, part of a wagon train that had just lost a battle with Comanches. Join him as he uses nothing but his intelligence and his nimble brain to survive and eventually become a family man. He takes several jobs, from Army scout to bounty hunter, as he lives through these troubled times. This is a stand-alone story.