Humor Stories

In your mid teens sex is normally a hazy concept although one that most kids yearn to know more about. I learned more that day than I had any expectation of doing.

This story was written as a parable explaining what it really means to follow the Path of the Do Warrior. Somehow, it got all mixed up with those metaphor thingies and humor. Caution: Existentialism ahead.

Jeff and Julie, 17-year-old highschoolers, are transported back to Earth, circa 250 MILLION BC! This was the time of giant insects and long before dinosaurs. This is the story of their struggle for survival against 10-foot scorpions and 14-foot praying mantises. These insects really existed; this is no fantasy! Join them as they cope with a real "Land of the Giant Insects."

Not your usual lotto winner story.

A story in the A Tale about Love Universe
James is happy – he is married to the most beautiful woman in his world, her mother adores him, and his secretary isn’t bad at all. Love abounds - mishaps appear occasionally but are soon overcome. Anniversaries and Christmas bring presents, but at the New Year’s Ball, he must defend his life. He is honored as the Main Speaker at Hawaii's Annual IBM Sales Meeting, but then disaster strikes. What can he do now that one of his dreams has ended?

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

A New Career Story (2)
John Wilson, a former SEAL, received a strange note and a ring in the mail. He slipped the ring on and couldn't get it off. This time, John Wilson wakes up in Texas in 1877, part of a wagon train that had just lost a battle with Comanches. Join him as he uses nothing but his intelligence and his nimble brain to survive and eventually become a family man. He takes several jobs, from Army scout to bounty hunter, as he lives through these troubled times. This is a stand-alone story.

Her husband had cheated and she wanted revenge. Who was I to tell her no? / (Reviews)

A Teresa Scalia Story (1)
Pushy suburban soccer mom gets a public cumuppence.

A story in the Sexual Politics Universe
All the signs are there. Is her husband cheating? If so, what is she to do? A humorous tale of a marriage gone stale.