Humor Stories

A little stand-alone Startrek story, set in late season two of Startrek: Enterprise. When the crew of NX01-Enterprise find an M class planet suitable for shore leave, Trip Tucker and Malcom Reed have a beer idea. Predictably the resident Vulcan gets her knickers in a twist about it.

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
In the village of Thistledown, librarian Penelope Pumpernickel embarks on a scandalously scientific quest to find her Goldilocks moment—not too big, not too small, but just right. With three very different brothers, a nosy knitting circle, and a notebook full of “field notes,” this steamy, cheeky fairytale proves that the best discoveries are hands-on—and sometimes, deeply satisfying.

Aiden is just your regular teenage boy. Until he gets hit by a truck and shunted to another dimension, populated entirely by girls from fictional worlds (with names changed to avoid the caretakers of the multiverse from being sued by Times Warner and Disney.) Now, he has one goal: To fuck all of them. Oh, and save the multiverse. But mostly the first one.

O. Henry. Oh, Henry, don't you dare!

The continuing story of Derek Cutter, a 16 year old who didn't know a lot about sex until his family moved to another town and he began meeting his next door neighbors. In a week's time, it was like he'd earned a college degree in sex ed.

This is a fun, campy story with a limited plot line – orgasm every day, by hand, in the month of May in honor of National Masturbation Month. After reading about NMM in real life, the idea for the story was easy – turn it into a challenge! The action begins with a colleague’s offhanded joke, then proceeds for four weeks as Will attempts to keep pace with his coworker. He starts solo, but then gets help from his wife, plus a few additional sources, throughout the month.

A Story in the Band Parents Universe
John Barnett, son of Billy and Lily from "Band Parents," is a freshman band geek. These are excerpts from his diary, recording his observations of life in a high school band and what he sees and understands of his parents' antics. John finds a girlfriend along the way and some interesting things happen to him as the school year goes by. Originally posted on SOL in 2014, now edited and reposted.

A story in the Incest Impregnation Stories Universe
An extraterrestrial discreetly journeys to Earth to correct a tragic error made by her mentor. Through the use of Alien technology, a mother and son are bestowed with the ability to read minds. Invariably, this leads to wanton, incestuous sex. This tale is religious satire. If you have strong religious convictions, I suggest not reading. It'll also be less interesting to read if you’re not familiar with any religious terms. Many scenes, phrases, and dialogues are from the bible.