Humor Stories

A Story in the Band Parents Universe
John Barnett, son of Billy and Lily from "Band Parents," is a freshman band geek. These are excerpts from his diary, recording his observations of life in a high school band and what he sees and understands of his parents' antics. John finds a girlfriend along the way and some interesting things happen to him as the school year goes by. Originally posted on SOL in 2014, now edited and reposted.

This is a fun, campy story with a limited plot line – orgasm every day, by hand, in the month of May in honor of National Masturbation Month. After reading about NMM in real life, the idea for the story was easy – turn it into a challenge! The action begins with a colleague’s offhanded joke, then proceeds for four weeks as Will attempts to keep pace with his coworker. He starts solo, but then gets help from his wife, plus a few additional sources, throughout the month.

Willow Oakton volunteers to help clean up the park on Earth Day. She has her best friend, the outdoors, and the attention of one Clay Wilder, a park ranger. When Willow gets lost, Clay goes to find her.