Humor Stories

A Story in the Ol' Blues Eyes - Jake River's Eighth Invitational Universe
Deputy Rick Dawson knew that someone (the infamous Doritos Bandito) was stealing trucks full of the tasty junk food – but why? Little did he realize that in order to solve this mystery he’d have to spend a night dancing under the stars. A short screwy tale of love and tasty triglycerides.

Jack Witherspoon was a precocious kid, especially when it came to guns. He started out as a farm boy, but had killed his first man by the time he was 13. He became a professional gunslinger and managed to accumulate a big load of gold while he was still young. Later on, he wound up with five wives. The dialog is pretty thick, mostly with the dropped “d” and “g” word endings. I hope you enjoy the story, anyway.

A widowed Texan returns to England to fulfil a promise to his late wife

I was still just a cub lawyer when I got a call that led to an encounter with a real threat from above!

A story in the The Jefferson High Geeks Universe
What do you do when the hot new teacher across the hall rubs you the wrong way? You fall in love.

O. Henry. Oh, Henry, don't you dare!

Mr. Marcus's wife Harriett arranges for a young woman to perform a ministry (service) to their household, especially because of her new business trips. The story builds from simple voyeurism to fulfilled lust over a series of chapters.