"I talked to Kent," he said. "I think I talked him out of the resisting charge..." My eyes went wide. I'd forgotten that. I opened my mouth to talk, but he spoke first. "So," he said, "this your first arrest?"
A groom gets dumped at the airport when his new wife runs off with another man before their honeymoon flight. Heartbroken, he asks his mother-in-law to come along instead, and she reluctantly agrees.