The next day Kandie could not wait to read the reply to her email. She did not know why, but Magic’s words enchanted her. It was as if he was reaching out from the email and actually touching her. She sat down and felt her nipples harden as she started reading.
There is one thing we taught our boys (note that, I didn't say our sons as we don't know that, though that's not their fault) after they were born, is to never trust your women. Love them by all means but never trust them.
Fan fic from the sitcom Reba, where Reba tries to teach Van a lesson or two by pretending that a hypnosis kit works, only to have it actually work. The results are, well, comic gold (I hope). Try to keep a sense of humor about this and enjoy it if it gets you off.